Licht said, "Whenever I would go talk to a girl, those two would be throwing bottles of lube in my face and just screaming, 'Stay safe!' As whenever I would be sleeping, those two would be fucking in the next bed over just to piss me off. Not to mention they teased me endlessly, as if I had a penis the size of an electron. Mine is average, OK?"
Alysa said, "OK."
Licht said, "But again, she was the only person who fed me when I was drunk and the most obnoxious person in the world. And to me, she is the friend I loved as a sister—the friend that can never be replaced."
Alysa said, "She seems very dear to you all."
Licht said, "She was."