Elemental Nations / Land of Grass / Kusagakure (Dokuzen Cottage): May 19th, 506.
It was a beautiful day for the world. The birds were chirping their songs as mankind went about their daily routines with smiles on their faces at beauty of the city, but also sad looks on their faces at the horror of it whether it be financially, emotionally or physically, yet if you were to look closely at a flourishing village. To be more specific, Inside of a run down looking cottage. You can see a very breathtaking…I'm sorry I meant a very ugly, fat, 2'9, 6 year old boy with tanish light skin, a fat old looking face, a fat bulldog nose, shaggy receding brown hair, dark brown manipulative lecherous looking black colored sunken eyes. Asleep.
I wouldn't deem him so lucky. More so a sad case of a failure.
(Gato Dokuzen's POV)
My eyes shot open Immediately.
I stared at the roof for a moment and sighed while rubbing my throbbing forehead from not getting much sleep last night thanks to my new parents who were fucking in the next room seemingly trying to give me a sibling.
Only to make it a habit thanks to my new father who seems to have the ugly bastard high sex drive.
"Well at least I know I'll have good sex when I get a boyfriend or something if a ugly abandoned character like me can even get one that is" I thought with a loud sigh as my mind drifted back to the traumatic night a week ago that I met my new parents of this life.
Completely Ignoring the bad memories of my homophobic parents from my previous life that tried to resurrect itself.
(Flashback: A week ago)
"I'M HOME." I said loudly while taking off my shoes and started making my way into the old run down cottage.
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
"AHHHHNNNGH....YESH...R... RIGHT THERE ~." Said a ugly voice moaning loudly in pleasure.
My eyebrows scrunched Immediately as I looked through my memories and noticed that this is a regular occurrence in this household and the former owner wasn't even surprised anymore which explains his fucked up personality before he died in the anime and manga.
I walked past the living room and smelled a funky smell and covered my nose and seen a 3'2 in height, fat, hairy, and overweight man with a light brown crown receding hairline thrusting hardly while yanking the hair of a 7'0 overweight hairy woman that looks like a man who just so happens to be my very own new mother and father in the sex position, stand and deliver.
*SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK* *SMACK*
I Kept walking, only for my father who's name is yuto dokuzen to call out to me.
"OOOOHH...WELCOME BACK HOME MY SON, THE FOOD IS ON THE DINING TABLE....OHHH....I'M CUMMING ~." Said yuto grunting loudly while thrusting his hips even harder as eiko who is my new mother was squirting hardly on the floor with the very Iconic ahego face that definitely didn't suit her overweight body and manly looking face that had an oversized butt chin.
*SQUIRT* *SQUIRT* *SQUIRT* *SQUIRT*
I watched as eiko squirt on the the floor and suddenly felt the urge to throw up.
I pinched my nose with my left hand and said calmly with a nasally tone while turning and walking quickly in the direction of the dining room, having enough entertainment "Ok."
I entered the kitchen and sat at the table that had a lot of food and sweets on it and started eating while thinking "Oh the food is surprisingly good despite being a family full of ugly bastards"
The dining room was completely silent.
"Ugh…now the image is stuck in my head" I thought while stuffing my face with a good muffin.
Suddenly footsteps sounded and yuto walked into the dining room in shorts and his fat pot belly hanging loose.
"Why hunch in front of your own child" I thought while grabbing another muffin and started munching on it as I glanced back at my new father that had a refreshed and out of the shower look on his face from his very own dirty deed in the living room.
"Oh…you must be curious why me and your mother always end up having sex, it's my fault so I apologize if I've traumatized you." Said yuto with guilty eyes that looked like he just cuckolded someone if it were a hentai.
I stared at him for a moment and said calmly with a shrug "I really don't care to be honest, I'm just going with the flow of life."
Yuto had a surprised look on his face and sat in the chair next to me and suddenly slapped me on the back and said while laughing loudly "HAHAHAHA…DO NOT FRET MY SON, YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF A GIRLFRIEND SINCE YOU'VE INHERITED THE HIGH SEX DRIVE KEKKEI GENKAI FROM MY SIDE OF THE FAMILY, BE SURE TO GIVE ME LOTS OF GRANDCHILDREN WHEN YOUR OLDER."
I stretched my back slightly while glancing at my new father with a dead look on my face.
"W...what." Asked yuto stutteringly.
"You can't just tell a 6 year old that his father's side of the family has high sex drive and loves to have sex. I don't really find that justification for hunching in front of a 6 year old because you have a cuckoo fetish." I said knowing the real meaning behind his fatherly words while sighing at how stupid and demented my new father is.
Yuto scratched the back of his head which made a few strands of hair fall from it and realized what he's done and said hurriedly "Fuck...pretend you didn't hear this from me you got it."
I waved my right hand lazily because I do not care if my new ugly mother finds out.
"B…but you have to promise me." Said yuto with a stutter and serious look on his face
I jumped down from the chair went to my and started heading in the direction of mg room to get some sleep while saying with a grin and my left middle finger shooting upward "Kiss my ass."
The dining room faded behind me a sudden scream coming from it.
I made my way up the stairs and walked into my room, closing the door behind myself and was about to get into the bed but noticed my appearance in the mirror that showed a a very ugly, fat, 2'9, 6 year old boy with tanish light skin, a fat old looking face, a fat bulldog nose, shaggy receding brown hair, dark brown manipulative lecherous looking back colored sunken eyes with glasses, dressed in a worn out outfit.
"Just fucking sad." I said with a sigh as I took my clothes off and left them on the floor since I intended to free ball in my very own new comfy bed with my fat body and oversized uncircumcised 8 inch penis.
(Present)
I got out of bed and stretched while thinking "Fuck I almost forgot that I need to go to the academy since the former owners parents enrolled him in it against his will, their trash and if you could see how this house looks right now considering we're poor you'd want to just kill yourself which makes me wonder how am I still preserving"
I went to a dresser and opened it and took out a pair of worn out black clothes clothes and was about to get dress.
*BOOOM*
"GET UP GATO SCHOOL IS TODA..." Said eiko at her top of her lungs, only for her to trail off from seeing me naked and about to put on my pants.
"Oh…your already up thats good." Said eiko with a ugly smile as she turned to leave with the door closing behind herself.
*Boom*
"The fuck is wrong with this man's...I meant woman's brain, have you never heard of the saying, knock before you enter" I thought with a pissed look on my face.
I sighed and finished putting my clothes on and left my room.
I made my way downstairs while waving my ugly sack of shit parents goodbye who were kissing with saliva dripping on the floor and if you could see the size difference between them which is 3'2 for my father and 7'0 for my mother you'd question the logic of life.
Eiko and yuto waved back at and told me to have a good day at school.
If only that was going tot happen.
TIMESKIP: Moments Later.
The streets was bustling. Filled with stalls as people went on about their lives.
I made my way down the street toward the direction of the huge academy while looking around and taking in the scenery of both the depressive and lively atmosphere.
I spotted a flag.
"So I'm in kusagakure, the village caught in between the conflict of the bigger powers at play, not to say their isn't conflicts going on currently because I guarantee you their that their definitely is" I thought with a loud sigh as I continued to look around.
[DING!]
[STATUS]
[Name: Gato Dokuzen]
[Race: Human]
[Age: 6]
[Gender: Male]
[Health: Healthy]
[Titiles: Ugly Shit]
[Strength lvl: Low Genin]
[Strength: 4]
[Agility: 5]
[Vitality: 3]
[Chakra: 4]
[Skills: Chakra meditation: Pre-Intermediate]
[Bloodline limit: Swamp Release]
[Ninjutsu: [Swamp palm: Intermediate], [Bog step: Intermediate], [Swamp clone: intermediate], [Swamp bind: Master], [Swamp shot: Master], [Elementalization: Elementary]
I Immediately froze in place and adjusted my glasses to make sure I wasn't hallucinating at the system like status screen in front of me and thought with surprise "So the efforts of my relentless training did pay off after all. I didn't go to school because they notified my parents that we didn't need to come for a week and didn't say why but I know why, it's because the second shinobi war is starting, yep that's why"
The streets was bustling. People glanced at me.
"Let's head to this damned school before I get suspended for being late" I thought with yet another sigh and started running towards the school, my reeceding hair waving at the people I ran past.
TIMESKIP: Ninja school classroom.
Inside of a ninja school classroom you could see me.
Yes.
Me.
Who else would it be.
I was sitting in the middle of the classroom at a desk were all the unimportant characters sit waiting for the teacher to come in to call most of the characters with actual Importance.
I had a bored look on my face.
"Just send me to war already" I thought with a sigh.
...
THE END...