TIME, TARZAN AND TERRIBLE IDEAS.

C Ronaldo: Kai, I thought you were here to assist me and make this interesting. Kai: At first, I did come to assist you. C Ronaldo: Then why am I the assist king? Kai: Because I realized I might be a better carry than you! Don’t be mad—there’s nothing wrong with being the assist king. Everyone’s saying that now, you and Xixi are the only ones below me! C Ronaldo: Bah! Messi: What a shame! Kaka: ??? Beckham: Look at my flying boot! Daluo: I’ll head to your FamilyMart’s Golden Throat Treasures! Ronaldinho: Swing together! Zidane: Take my headbutt! Neymar: Then should we younger ones leave? Kai: We are all football kings—don’t hold back! The music and the dance continue on the green field! --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- You can visit my Patreon page: Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel I upload 2 chapters daily on Patreon! There are 10+ advanced chapters available for you to read. Your support would be greatly appreciated.

Rage-quitting his soul-sucking corporate job was the best decision Leo ever made. One nap later, he wakes up as the sole owner of a real-life Stardew Valley. He has the Farm, the Tools, and the System. There’s just one problem: The town is empty. To bring life back to the valley, Leo has to work. But the villagers he unlocks aren't the ones from the game. The local Shrine Maiden loves money a bit too much. The "horses" are competitive runners from Tracen Academy. And the weather reporter is a literal goddess. Welcome to the new Stardew Valley. Our business scope includes premium agricultural products, inter-dimensional tourism, and settlement services for the multiverse's weary travelers. Please read the Visitor Guidelines carefully: Do not bully the black cat. Her owner is the Gap Youkai, Yukari Yakumo, and you really don't want to mess with her. Do not attempt to ride the horses. The Student Council at Tracen Academy (Uma Musume) will press charges. Avoid conflicts with the townspeople. Most of them can destroy a planet. If you have problems, talk to the Farmer. I’m Leo. Welcome to my farm. For 30+ advance chapter: patreon.com/Snowing_Melody

In the realms above, supernatural beings of unfathomable magnificence exist, far beyond mortal comprehension. These divinities wield unimaginable power, capable of obliterating worlds with a mere breath. However, what unfolds when these gods meet their demise? Set in a remote corner of the vast universe, long after the apocalyptic Thousand Millennium War of the Heavenly Beasts and Deities, this tale delves into a forgotten world. Here, the ashes of fallen gods descend upon an insignificant pebble, adrift amidst the cosmic tapestry of space and time. Their impact alters the life of a young man, who embraces the abrupt changes thrust upon his world. Refusing to yield to the clutches of fate and karma, he dares to defy the heavens themselves. Will he triumph over an insurmountable destiny, or succumb to fate like gods of unimaginable might did before him? The dreams of a deceased deity and the fate of a dying world hang precariously, hinged upon the future of this young man. He treads upon an endless bridge, forged from the corpses of the fallen. *** You can also reach out to: Discord: https://discord.gg/gxGUKu26aV Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/invites/contact/?i=9xjl0tq1cs3e&utm_content=qx5nrdu

Xiao Qingya was reincarnated as a pitiful cannon fodder in an ancient drama novel. Well, again.  In her grandfather’s generation, her maternal family was exiled. Now they worked in the countryside as farmers. But… this family wasn't ordinary farmers! The family was full of main characters, but also cannon fodder. The author wrote a lot of stories featuring the same universe. Her mother, father, brothers, and sisters were the future major characters. The mother was a female protagonist who went through so much abuse just to be reunited with her husband and awaken her memories in the previous life as a modern woman! The twin elder sisters’ lives were full of misunderstandings, the kind that would make them fight to the death until only one of them remained alive. The second brother lost his life just to protect the female lead, but unfortunately, the male lead in his story wasn’t him. And the eldest brother…  He was a prodigy in both martial arts and medicine. However, after he failed to save the sickly Xiao Qingya, he fell into depression. He was caught up in his younger twin sisters’ feud and eventually lost his life, too. *** The System fell silent. Another pitiful cannon fodder script for its host. Why did it even get bound to such a small baby who had no power to do anything yet? Its host was truly pitiful. This time around, she would also die young, just like the other books she had been reincarnated into. Feeling useless, it could only tell its host the truth.  Xiao Qingya didn't mind at all. Bored, she spent her time gossiping with ghosts. Yes, she could also see ghosts! However, just as she waited for her time to log off from the book… Eh, why did her parents reunite early? Her sisters lived peacefully with each other, and even her brothers thrived more than ever. Farming peacefully, they were saving themselves from famine and plague by hoarding! The family replied in their hearts: It’s because we heard your inner thoughts. You changed the family’s fate! [Inner Thoughts Exposed + Ancient Time + System + Farming + Space Storage + Famine + General's Daughter + Ghost-Seeing Baby + Slice of Life + Group's Favorite + Palace Drama]

In the Land of Light, I'm a nobody. I’m Shin Natsuki, a bottom-of-the-barrel grunt in the Ultra Space Garrison. My power level? Pathetic... at least, compared to legends like Ultraman King and Zero. My daily job isn't fighting universal threats; it's cleaning up asteroids and writing reports. But when a dimensional vortex throws me across the multiverse, the definition of "weak" gets flipped upside down. My "pathetic" 40,000-ton body? Jaegers from Pacific Rim are flimsy paper toys. My "basic" Spacium Beam (500,000°C)? EVA's Angels are incinerated instantly. Godzilla, Kaiju No. 8, the Angels... they are all just pests waiting to be purified. They called me a grunt in my world. In their worlds, they call me a God. This is the story of the Land of Light's "weakest" Ultra, on his quest to prove that even a 'Mob' character can curb-stomp the multiverse. Worlds Schedule: Volume 1: Pacific Rim (Complete) Volume 2: Evangelion (Complete) Volume 3: Kaiju No. 8 (Complete) Volume 4: Godzilla: Monsterverse (In Progress...) Next: Ultraman (Manga)

Su Luo finds himself reborn in the 2013 World Youth Championship, gifted with an extraordinary talent: the Da Luo template, guaranteeing 100% scoring accuracy with every shot! Dominating the tournament and leading the national youth team to the finals, Su Luo's triumph is cut short when he's expelled from the national team for visiting a nightclub. Defiant, Su Luo embraces his rebellious streak, discovering that each nightclub visit awakens new, legendary football skills. [One nightclub visit: Unlocks the Harland template, with unbeatable physical confrontations.] [Five nightclub visits: Unlocks the Modric template, ensuring a 100% pass success rate.] [Ten nightclub visits: Unlocks the Messi template, perfecting his game to a 100% success rate.] Real Madrid, Bayern Munich, Barcelona, Manchester City, and other football giants fall to their knees before the "Little Prince of the Nightclub." Guardiola: "Su Luo is top ten in the world when he plays by the rules, but number one when he frequents nightclubs!" Klopp: "Su Luo was seen picking up girls in a nightclub last night? This match is as good as lost." Wenger: "Come to Arsenal, and you can visit nightclubs every day." Celebrities like Taylor Swift, Scarlett Johansson, and Elizabeth Olsen can't resist his charm: "After last night, he's even stronger!" Desperate, the national team begs for his return: "Su Luo, please come back. We won't restrict you anymore!" Witness the rise of Su Luo, as his nightlife adventures transform him into an unstoppable football legend, reshaping the world of soccer with every visit to the club. Disclaimer: This is Translation --------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Patreon.com/PhoeniXcel Patreon have 50+ advanced chapters for you guys Your help will be greatly appreciated.

The Sandaime had waited far too long to reach out to Naruto. By the time he finally acted, Naruto no longer cared about becoming Hokage. Another dream had already taken root in his heart—one that would push him further than anyone could have imagined. Important Notes: In this story, Naruto is the first and only Kyuubi Jinchuuriki. The Kyuubi's chakra has not been split in half. I’ve never liked that part of canon, so all of the Kyuubi's chakra resides within Naruto. There are no parents conveniently hiding in Naruto’s seal. That’s another canon element I’ve chosen to discard. I won’t be using "Kurama" as a name for the Kyuubi because it sounds far too androgynous for my liking. The Sharingan has no inherent power to control Bijuu in this story. There are no other convenient powers or abilities to control or subdue Bijuu either. Lastly, this story will contain lemons and graphic violence. Since it’s marked as M, I don’t intend to warn readers about these elements beyond this note. Want to read advanced chapters? If you’re enjoying the story and would like early access to future chapters, please consider supporting me on Patreon: patreon.com/HalyxStark.

Reincarnating into the Naruto world was lucky, living in Konoha, even more so. But luck ran out when I failed my jōnin-sensei’s test and got dumped in the Genin Corps. No epic power-ups, no destiny, just a lifetime of grunt work. Fine by me. At least I wouldn’t die on some battlefield. Now I just had to get a position allowing me to change History... Enjoying the story? Support me on Patreon for advance chapters! patreon.com/HalyxStark

In the East Blue, after two and a half years of isekai life, he’s only managed to become a lieutenant, yet he’s no match for a pirate with a million-berry bounty. Just as Ivan, with his outstanding looks, catches the eye of the female pirate Alvida, he suddenly obtains the Multiverse Template System! Gojo Satoru Template: Cursed Technique Lapse: Blue, Cursed Technique Reversal: Red, Black Flash! Kaido, how is Black Flash not Conqueror’s Haki Infusion? Uchiha Madara Template: Almighty Push, Universal Pull, Planetary Devastation, Tengai Shinsei! Fujitora Issho, you think you’re the only one who can pull down meteors? Kurosaki Ichigo Template: Getsuga Tenshō, Earth-Shattering Crushing Strike, Black Flow Fang Thrust! Hawk-Eyes, you still need more training—I am the true Swordsman Master! Until finally, countless templates converge into one, and Ivan stands above the Holy Land of Mary Geoise. Below, the Gorosei turn pale with fright, blustering, "Ivan, what are you doing? Don’t forget your identity, you are the..."

Note: Porn With A Plot “We have to stay together, we are the last Dragons” Aegon said. Daenerys eyes widened and she gasped getting up quickly. “My dragon eggs” She told them. “We left them behind” Daemon climbed off the bed and walked till a chest in the corner “You mean this eggs?” He smirked and pointed to the four…Dragon eggs. Dany breathed and took Daemon by surprise as she launched herself on him wrapping him in a tight hug. “Thank you” “Well it wasn’t me that retrieved them but you are welcome” He whispered hugging her back. A moment later her eyes widened and she let go off him “Sorry” She said blushing. “It’s fine” "Where did you get the fourth egg” She asked changing the subject soon as possible. He shrugged “Ser Arthur told us that Rhaegar found in Dragonstone and it was mine” Dany nodded “Wait, Ser Arthur? The sword of the morning!?” She shrieked. “We have a lot to tell you Daenerys” They laughed. “Sit, let me pour us some wine and let us tell you everything you need to know” If you’re enjoying the story and would like early access to future chapters, please consider supporting me on Patreon: patreon.com/HalyxStark.