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SYNOPSIS | Initially an ‘Average Joe’, or thoroughly mediocre person, Bob, born with F- grade genetic potential had an epiphany that day when he read in his science textbook that "The goal of all living things was to reproduce". Stumbling upon Epigenetics, a Theory which states that every organism can alter its genetic potential as a result of their own actions and in the right environmental conditions, Bob begins to study and train in order to improve his Genetic Quality, in order to become a genetic success and attain Immortality. One day he picks up a manual entitled “The Art of Rizz, Vol. 1” dropped by a grandfather who is seeking a disciple to pass on his teachings, and so begins Bob’s Adventures as he embarks on the path of becoming a Grand Rizzmaster, and achieving Immortality with endless achievements, the most important one being to achieve Evolutionary success and to ensure his DNA is passed on successfully. Read and follow along with the Adventures of Bob in this unique ‘Coming’-of-age Tale and get ready for a ‘Wild Ride’. And no! Not… necessarily the one you’re now thinking of now… ! (Get that mind out of the gutter :P!!!) Rating: “PG” => No One 17 and Under Permitted ___ • Any and all terms and ‘epiphanies’ in this work are intended as satire for comedic effect and should not be taken seriously. • All characters, places and events are fictional unless otherwise stated. • The aim is to Entertain. Enjoy ! ✨ • Read and you won't regret* *Disclaimer: 50% probability.

A scratch card at the start, and he hits the only SSS-tier talent on the entire server, [Soul Flame]. From that moment on, Lin Mo begins his path of invincibility. Burn equipment, gain equipment evolution points. Beginner Wooden Sword → Silver Iron Sword → Flowing Silver Greatsword → Blade of Creation → World-Shatter · Flowing Light Sword. Burn skills, gain skill evolution points. Rapid Fire → Double Shot → Triple Shot → Fivefold Shot → Heaven-Slaying · Seven-Star Barrage! Burn pets, gain pet evolution points. White Fox → Three-Tailed Demon Fox → Six-Tailed Devil Fox → Nine-Tailed Divine Fox → Fox Immortal → Sacred Maiden of the Fox Clan → Heavenly Bewitchment · Fox Clan Empress. Three years later, when Divine Oracle devours reality, and the World-Destroying Main God leads the Void Insect Army to descend, countries around the world fall one after another. Lin Mo grips a golden divine weapon in his hand, steps on an Ancestral Hell Demon Dragon, and with a single SSS-tier forbidden spell instantly kills the [Void Death God · Noth] invading his country. Facing the distress signals from the empires of Eastern Nation, Beacon, and Sun Nation, Lin Mo stands atop the corpse of the Void Death God, looking down on all nations with contempt. “Get on your knees.” “Beg me.” (From the same author of ‘Awoke As a God After Auto-Battling For 100000 Years’.) ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapters/Day

All of humanity has crossed over into the “Mist World.” Everywhere you look it’s nothing but fog, and at the beginning, all you’ve got is a flimsy little grass hut. You have to scavenge for supplies and chop wood in a dangerous wilderness, keep your campfire burning, and only then can you hang on. But while everyone else is barely scraping by, Ethan is already using divine-level hints to snag gear and claim a full-on manor territory. [East: On the outskirts of the Mist Forest, there is a Silver Treasure Chest!] [West: A hungry Lightning Leopard is waiting for your arrival!] [South: There is a Multi-Eyed Monster, and if it locks eyes with you, you’ll be turned to stone!] [North: A Golden Treasure Chest is hidden in the grasslands, surrounded by a swarm of poisonous bees guarding it.] ═❀ITS A TL❀═ Schedule: 2 Chapter/Day

Ash, the MC, was reincarnated, as usual. And even became a demon with outstanding talent and an exceptionally long lifespan. Although from the moment he was born he became an orphan with both parents still alive, forced to fend for himself, needing to be wary of both his own kind and humans, it did not matter. At least when he suddenly turned three, he gained a system. Even if that system turned out to be unexpectedly hard to use. Still, it sent him back into the past, letting him befriend Frieren and become the junior disciple of the founder of human magic. But he soon discovered that this friend held no small prejudice against demonkind. It was fine. Thankfully, the cousin he had known since birth, Aura, had already made a name for herself. It was just that… he used to order her around a lot when they were young, so their relationship was a little umm... subtle. That was not the biggest problem either. He even met the strongest hero, although, he died a bit too early. Bouncing back and forth between humans and demons like this, he gradually realized that neither side was really reliable. “There’s no helping it. I’ll just have to rely on myself.” He set a new life goal for himself: kill the current Demon King and become the new Demon King. At least, that was the plan. [Worlds: “Frieren: A Journey Beyond the End”, “I Am a Spider, So What?”] [Schedule: 1 Chapter/Day(2000+ Words)] [TAGS: #Adventure #Slow-Paced #Light-Hearted #Comedy #Time-Travel #System #Hard-Working-MC]

Wang Yi transmigrated to a lord game world. Here, opening blind boxes was originally a low-yield matter, But under the blessing of his Dual Talent, all sorts of creative items came one after another. A fishing rod becomes a fishing tower. A Small Fireball with a six-meter diameter. An Immortal Sect disciple at the 9999th level of Qi Refining. How did an antique old car become a Bronze War Chariot? Damn it, my resource point was accidentally Enhanced into a Resource Planet one billion light-years away. "How come you have so many strange and bizarre things?" "They are all from opening blind boxes!"

Reborn as a mosquito? Got a system that makes you stronger by sucking blood? Regarding this start, Chu Sheng was a bit silent. I've already become a mosquito, how much stronger can I possibly get? But no matter what, I have to give it a try... Chu Sheng randomly flew into a room, and unexpectedly, there was a stunningly beautiful girl inside. Not bad! I'll suck her blood! ... Gu Yuexi, an Emperor-Level Beast Tamer, the Empress of the Human Race! In her previous life, she only started on the path of Beast Taming at the age of sixty, and her first Contracted Beast was merely of a Low-Level Bloodline, leading to an unstable foundation and her perishing in a heavenly tribulation. Reborn at the age of eighteen, she must become a Beast Tamer at the first opportunity! She bankrupted her family to buy a High-Level Bloodline Demon Beast and prepared for the Blood Covenant ritual! Just as she was about to sign the Blood Covenant with this Demon Beast, a mosquito landed on her leg and took a mouthful of her blood!! "..." "My name is Gu Yuexi. In this life, it seems I'm ruined..."

It is well known that while most Evil Skills can be mastered quickly, they are accompanied by immense side effects. A slight misstep and you could drive yourself insane or get yourself killed. But what if the side effects could be transferred to your enemies? How exhilarating would it be to cultivate Evil Skills then? In any case, Zou Feng, who transmigrated here, is already having the time of his life. The most evil, most venomous, and most morally corrupt Cultivation Skills? Bring them all on. This Poison Skill will make your entire body fester and become unrecognizable? Cultivate it! Cultivating this Skill will cause you to lose your sanity and become worse than a beast? Cultivate it! A Cultivation Skill that ensures you won't live for more than a year upon mastery? Cultivate it!

Xiao Chen transmigrated to a crisis-ridden, demon-infested cultivation world. With ordinary aptitude and no background, he could only become the lowest-level Servant Disciple of the Li Huo Sect, his path to immortality hopeless in this life. Fortunately, at this moment, he activated Augment system. From then on, every time he broke through a bottleneck, he could trigger a Augment Choice. 【Opting out: For the next three years, you cannot perform any cultivation. After this period, you will advance three Minor Realms and obtain two hundred Spirit Stones.】 【Buy One Get One Free: For every batch of elixirs you refine, you will receive an additional, identical batch of elixirs.】

In a beast taming world, as a high school student working part-time at a beast shop, Gu Ming awakens a strange system. "Halfway through life, and nothing to show for it." "Seeing that you refuse to accept old age at fifty, Elder Ruan, out of pity, gifts you a Dragon Pet whose time is almost up." "You have formed a contract with a Time Dragon." "You call this snake a Time Dragon? " "And I'm only 18 years old!"

I opened a pet shop, but on the very first day, I received a panda! What the hell? Help, I don't want to go to jail!

In the dog-eat-dog Cultivation Realm, Fang Qingyuan, a disciple of the Beast Taming Sect, holds an ancient Immortal Mansion, yet chooses a path that leaves his fellow sect members dumbfounded— When his fellow sect members are staining Secret Realms with blood to fight for heavenly materials and earthly treasures, he pilots a Profound Turtle Beast ship across rivers, making a fortune by ferrying passengers; When the prodigies of the sect face near-death experiences to subdue ferocious beasts, he uses the Immortal Mansion's spiritual spring to cultivate hallucinogenic vines, secretly monopolizing the Black Market's medicinal herb business; When the Elders are at their wits' end over the beast tides, he has long since established a Myriad Beast Pasture within his Immortal Mansion, secretly hoarding strategic resources and jacking up the prices! "All this fighting and killing is too dangerous! Lying low and making money is the eternal Heavenly Dao! Cultivation isn't about meditating and practicing techniques, it's about understanding human relationships and worldly affairs!"

Chen Xiao, who is terminally ill, can't help but look back on his life. In his youth, he roamed the streets, drank heavily, surrounded by a group of dissolute friends. It wasn't until he was on his deathbed that he realized the person he failed the most in his life was his policewoman wife, who had always been waiting for him to turn back. When Chen Xiao opened his eyes again, he was astonished to find that he had been reborn into his younger self. This time, standing at the turning point of his life, Chen Xiao decides to turn over a new leaf.

As a Stem student, Rorschach transmigrates to a magic world. After recalling his first lesson in university before the transmigration, he muttered to himself: "Even a 'pitfall' major can create a good life, Magic can surely do it too!"

Pei Yuhang finally managed to escape his identity as a Witch's Cauldron Slave, turning over a new leaf and joining the Renowned and Righteous Sects, becoming a revered and handsome Sword Immortal of his generation. He had two well-behaved and lovely female disciples and a good Dao Companion who would accompany him in his pursuit of eternal life. Pei Yuhang thought he was about to start a new life. Until his Dao Companion was grievously injured while Crossing the Tribulation, and his own Cultivation plummeted, those Fairies who had been coveting him for a long time finally revealed their fangs. Eldest Senior Sister: "Little Junior Brother, this Elixir can help Junior Sister Ye, but Junior Brother must also help Senior Sister in return~!" Female Disciple: "Master's gaze is always on Mistress. If only Mistress wasn't around..." And that Witch, who represented Pei Yuhang's past nightmare, also appeared before him. "Xiaohan, I've finally found you~" "You wouldn't want your Dao Companion to know about your unspeakable past, would you?"

Zheng Ming, who had transmigrated to another world, carried with him a set of Hero Cards which, given enough Prestige Points, could summon the heroes from these cards: With the power of these heroes, you could cut down enemies while on horseback, scale walls and rooftops with ease, unleash a Celestial Flying Immortal attack, and even command the might to bewitch the heavens and earth! Of course, riding your sword through the Nine Heavens, vanquishing demons between earth and sky was not just a dream, nor was it impossible to transform into the Ancient Golden Crow, scorching the heavens and boiling the seas...

" it's a story about a question and a superhero. The question being, does human needs the power or superhero, and superhero being just a normal guy, who does not know what a superhero supposed to mean, for him his powers are just that, a normal. thing, he didn't understand why they are so special." " story will progress in direction of a typical direction of any movie, the only shiny part maybe being the simplicity of it." " the hero is a pure guy, who does don't care about how other's think of him , he has only one goal trough out the story and that's he sticks to till end, believing his heroism nothing more then an accident." " the villain is also a pure guy, but ome who has seen the world and has his edges cleaned by it. you can think him as a guy who knows the answer, but did not want to admit it. he is more human then the hero, who seems little comical and too pure for the world. his only shortcoming being after getting powers he couldn't control it."

In a world governed by social awkwardness and genius-level IQs, Adam Carter is the ultimate anomaly. A transmigrated esper researcher, Adam views the study group through the Witness Protocol, parsing behavioral signatures and electromagnetic shifts like data points. To survive without a legal history, he must navigate the high-frequency chaos of Caltech while managing his Thermal Accumulation levels. Whether he's using Molecular Conductor to subtly fix Leonard’s experiments or out-calculating Howard’s engineering, Adam’s presence is changing the "Social Bang" of the group. But every time he hits Overclock, the line between a helpful neighbor and a dangerous weapon blurs, and the system's incomprehensible outputs suggest his time in this universe is anything but permanent.

Hi! My name is [Redacted], but most people just call me Focaccia Bread — or Foca. I’m writing this mostly for fun, but also to share my stories, my questionable life choices, and the music that somehow came out of them. Come along for the ride as I recount how I accidentally built a successful entertainment company and somehow helped create actual music legends. Fair warning: I do not tell stories in order. My brain jumps timelines like a fever dream, so expect chaos, time skips, and zero apologies. I’m weird. I’m quirky. I embrace it with both arms and half a bagel. I know — I’m cringe. But at least I’m free. XD If you wanna listen to the Jams (Music) appearing here, you can go listen to them in YouTube (https://www.youtube.com/@FocacciaBread-Music) or Spotify (https://open.spotify.com/artist/0ecDiwv85yqoktTR4h569L?si=CHJzNohaTwiTgukcKickMQ) and other streaming platforms.

"Mr. You Xuan, many people believe that the current state of the dueling world has become increasingly unhealthy, with heavy trap decks and overly defensive strategies dominating the mainstream. As the new King of Duelists, how do you respond to claims that this negative trend was sparked by you?" a journalist asked during an interview. "Slander! Pure slander!" You Xuan angrily responded to the accusation. "How can they say I’m the one who led this trend astray? Dueling has always been like this!" --------------- If you want early access to +100 Advance chapters and to support the continuation of this story, consider subscribing to my Patreon. Your support means a lot and helps me bring more great content to you! Join me on Patreon: Patreon.com/flokixy

The cover art is NOT made using Ai and DOES hold significant value for the plot. it is NOT merely for reader engagement. ts tuff. --- High school just got a whole lot more awkward. Riku Arai thought the new semester would be normal—until he walks into class and finds his new seatmate is none other than his ex-girlfriend, Mei Hayasaka. The two haven't spoken properly since their messy breakup, and now they're stuck side-by-side every single day. Tension runs high, snarky remarks fly, and their classmates—especially the chaotic Hana, mei's bestfriend won't stop meddling. As ridiculous group projects, school trips, and embarrassing moments pile up, Riku and Mei are forced to confront the past they’ve both been avoiding. Old feelings begin to resurface—but so do old grudges. Can two exes survive sitting together without killing each other? Or worse… falling for each other all over again? ---- Ts so annoying....(i am jealous)