"Hehehe...♥"
Aiz had only had one drink... no, maybe half a drink, and already her face was red, she was hiccuping, and her tongue had started to slur.
Even a three-year-old could tell she was drunk.
"Urrs, got any good ideas?"
"[Well...]"
"Hehehe..."
"[I've never seen a spirit get drunk, so I don't know what to do...]"
Do spirits not get drunk?
"[I don't know. Maybe it depends on the spirit.]"
Aiz swayed as she came toward me, and then—
"Ghk!?"
"Hehe..."
—she tipped the chair over, knocked me flat on the floor, and sat down squarely on my lower abdomen.
Then,
"...It's hot."
Maybe because she was drunk, she started taking off her clothes, saying it was too hot.
"Hey! We're in a tavern!"
"...?"
I tried to stop her, but there was no way a level 6 blacksmith could hold back a level 7 adventurer.
"Urrs!"
"[Leave it to me.]"
With Urrs's power temporarily raising my Status, I flipped the drunk Aiz over instead.
"...Are we doing it?"
"What are you talking about!?"
This isn't an inn...
And how does someone get drunk off half a drink?
...
"What's the problem?"
"...How far did you get?"
"I invoke my right to remain silent."
""""Eeeh!?""""
Why do you all want to know about someone else's love life?
In the end, I took Aiz out in the middle of the drinking party.
Finn rubbed his thumb and said it looked like trouble was about to happen, so everyone accepted it and let us go.
"You're level 7, but you can't handle liquor better than a normal person..."
Aiz was drunk, but not sleepy. She kept staring at me with unfocused eyes.
"Can you walk?"
She kept staggering and couldn't keep herself steady at all, so—
"Haaah..."
—I carried her on my back.
"..."
...For some reason, her breathing seemed a little rougher, but let's ignore that.
She was drunk, after all.
"So... what now?"
"[Hmm... first, I think you should wash her.]"
After we got home, I laid Aiz down on the bed for now.
I hadn't dealt with many drunk people before, so I had no idea what I was supposed to do.
"...Me?"
"[Yeah. Who else would do it if not you?]"
"I guess... so?"
"[Aria and the elf princess aren't here, so you're the only one. Good luck.]"
"Ughhh..."
...What am I supposed to do?