Captain America's neck turned red as he roared in fury, "It's because of bottomless scum like you that this country has so many idiots!"
"There are thousands of genders now, and anyone can identify as anything! I woke up thinking Earth had been occupied by aliens!"
Deadpool, not to be outdone, pointed at Captain America's nose and cursed, "Ha? You have the face to blame me? You're the idiot role model for this idiot country, okay?!"
"Do you know your bitch face is still hanging in schools? You're just a failed art student, a redneck who only knows how to use violence!"
"It's because of violent maniacs like you as role models that there are more guns than stationery in this country's schools! The thing entering students' brains most isn't knowledge, it's fucking bullets!"
Captain America lost ground, and in his extreme rage, he pointed at Deadpool's head: "Testicle head, fuck your mother!"
Deadpool pointed down at Captain America's rear: "Captain Honey-Butt, I'll fuck your mother too!"
"Fuck your mother!" "Fuck your mother!" "Fuck your mother!" "Fuck your mother!"
...
As soon as Ryan and Gwen stepped out of the elevator, they felt as if the entire underground prison was filled with flying insults about everyone's mothers!
Ryan's lips twitched. Although he had expected these two wouldn't have much class—otherwise they wouldn't have fought at his company and ended up locked here—
Ryan never imagined their standards could be this low!
Even while locked up, their mouths wouldn't stop, as if they were chewing endless gum!
Hearing the barrage of insults, Gwen gave Ryan a thumbs up, her admiration for him growing even more.
Before, she just thought this Universe was more perfect, but now it seemed the price of perfection was having supervillains far more 'vile' than those in her own Universe!
At least in her Universe, she had never encountered super-criminals with such low class!
And here, she had encountered two at once!
With a dark expression, Ryan led Gwen toward the two 'geniuses' and stood silently in front of their isolation cell doors, watching them.
But Deadpool and Captain America, who were in the heat of their cursing match, didn't notice Ryan and Gwen's arrival at all. They continued to vent furiously at each other, with 'mothers' as the center and 'family trees' as the radius!
However, Hawkeye and Dr. Octopus in the adjacent isolation cells saw the two. Like zombies escaping a cage, they lunged at the reinforced isolation doors, pounding on them incessantly:
"Hey, Mr. Spider Monarch, we're willing to defect! Please, let us out! we really can't stand these two foul-mouthed chatterboxes anymore!"
The two, who had been hesitant when Natasha tried to recruit them earlier, had only spent half a day with Deadpool and Captain America before they couldn't take it anymore and chose to 'surrender' to Ryan proactively.
Hearing this, Ryan shifted his gaze from Deadpool and Captain America—who had moved from a shouting match to a physical scuffle—to the pained faces of Hawkeye and Dr. Octopus.
He then reached out and pressed his hand against their isolation cell control.
With a 'beep,' the isolation door where Hawkeye and Dr. Octopus were kept slid open.
Ryan glanced at the stunned pair and said calmly, "Since you've made up your minds, go upstairs to the HR department yourself and fill out the onboarding forms. Natasha will arrange suitable positions for you."
Hawkeye and Dr. Octopus looked at each other, surprise in their eyes. They looked at Ryan and asked, "Uh... you're just letting us out like this and letting us go up by ourselves? Aren't you afraid we'll just run away?"
Hearing this, Ryan's lips curled into a disdainful smile: "Run? On my Earth, where could you possibly run to?"
"Believe it or not, even if you run, you'll be sent back before long, and that person might even be your former boss."
On the current Earth, if he, the Spider Monarch, wanted someone, who would dare hide them?
Even Nick Fury probably wouldn't dare fall out with him over Hawkeye and Dr. Octopus.
Unless he could call Captain Marvel back...
But honestly, the current Ryan was no longer afraid of Auntie Marvel at all.
Even if Nick Fury could call Captain Marvel back, it wasn't certain who would be teaching whom a lesson when the time came...
Hawkeye and Dr. Octopus looked at each other again, seeing the helplessness in each other's eyes...
It was true. Spider Monarch's personal strength on Earth was almost invincible, and behind him stood a massive commercial empire that controlled countless lives, as well as an entire divine kingdom. Who the hell would dare provoke that?
So, in the end, the two obediently went upstairs to find HR and fill out the onboarding forms.
However, before that, while in the elevator, Hawkeye still called Nick Fury to explain the situation.
As expected, Nick Fury didn't dare provoke Ryan at all. After a moment of silence, he informed them that he had already revoked their status as S.H.I.E.L.D. Agents.
From then on, they had nothing to do with S.H.I.E.L.D. and had completely become Ryan's employees...
After Hawkeye and the other left, Ryan looked back at the other isolation cell. At this moment, Captain America and Deadpool were still there, clutching each other's necks, refusing to let go.
Captain America had great strength in both hands and was naturally durable, so he wasn't afraid of a choking match at all!
And while Deadpool's grip wasn't as strong as Captain America's, he had an advantage Captain America didn't: he couldn't die. So, he wasn't afraid of a choking match either!
The two of them were like that in the isolation cell, violently choking each other. Even though both of their eyes were rolling back, neither would let go...
Ryan:...
Seeing this, a weary Ryan rubbed his forehead...
Having just one such 'genius' was enough of a headache, but to have two of these 'talents' come to him at once... he didn't know if he could handle it, or if his Spider Family could handle it...
Seeing that if he didn't intervene, these two would probably choke each other until the end of time, Ryan could only curl his finger and knock on the isolation door, attempting to interrupt their scuffle.
Knock, knock, knock—
However, Ryan's polite knocking was useless. Deadpool and Captain America were so caught up in their fight that they didn't know which way was up, completely ignoring Ryan's knocking.
Ryan's face darkened, and he pressed his hand against their isolation door. The cell door opened instantly.
Courtesy first, then force. If being polite didn't work, then he had to use forceful means.
After opening the door, Ryan didn't say a word. He went up and delivered two massive kicks. With two loud thuds, he kicked them both so hard against the wall that they were practically embedded!
Then, without waiting for the two dazed men on the wall to recover, a Silver Blade shining with a cold light appeared in each of Ryan's hands. He went up and skewered them onto the Silver Blades like pieces of roast pork, lifting them both into mid-air!