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Chapter 100 - Human Mushroom Bomb

 Uncle Jiu and the others stared blankly at the field of ash before them, unable to snap back to reality for a long time.

[Battlefield Notification: Congratulations to the Dragon Country Defenders for clearing all monsters in the third wave of the assault. Time taken: 0.5 seconds.]

When the other Defenders saw this message, they were all stunned.

"0... 0.5 seconds? 300 Taotie?"

"What the hell? How did they do that?"

"Did they bring a Mushroom Bomb to the National Battlefield?"

"No, that's impossible! This must be fake, bakayaro!"

"Aishite, how could this happen! The Taotie, the Taotie are here! Jin Minyong, detonate it, press the button now!"

"Officer George, how did they do it? 300 Taotie, wiped out in 0.5 seconds?"

At this moment, George's face was also filled with disbelief.

He stared at the swarms of Taotie outside the walls and said furiously:

"Let's get through this wave first!"

Dragon Country was finished. Next, the other countries fell into a bitter struggle.

People on Blue Star were completely dumbfounded, unable to snap out of it for a long time.

"My god, what did my wife just do?!"

"This... this is Sister Bao'er?"

"Spiritual energy! It has to be the spiritual energy! Uncle Jiu said the National Battlefield is ridiculously rich in it!"

"Holy shit, Dragon Country's only recognized martial arts Grandmaster, Grandmaster Zhang, probably isn't even fit to carry Sister Bao'er's shoes, right?"

"Ah!!! Sister!! Sister Bao'er!! The position of leader of Qin Feng's Wife Group belongs to you and you alone!!"

"Pfft... Do the people in Qin Feng's Wife Group change their tune this fast?"

"Look at Uncle Jiu's expression. He seems to have never seen Sister Bao'er pull out all the stops like this. What does that mean? Sister Bao'er is way more fierce than Uncle Jiu!"

"Wait, why are your focus points so different? What was the name of the move Sister Bao'er shouted? One Shot, Soul Entry?? Isn't that way too lewd?"

"Get lost, you above! It's your focus that's weird. Stop ruining the mood here!"

***

In the Blue Star Dragon Country live stream, almost everyone was talking about Sister Bao'er.

Sister Bao'er was stealing the spotlight like never before, even overshadowing the "National Husband," Qin Feng.

No one knew how many beautiful girls Sister Bao'er had just turned gay in that 0.5-second window.

Meanwhile, the entire National War Department was utterly stunned.

They dealt with the most top-secret information about Blue Star and the National Battlefield, yet they were still beyond shocked by Sister Bao'er.

The Daoist grandmasters of Dragon Country stood before the screens, their mouths agape, revealing their sparse teeth. They stared blankly at Sister Bao'er on the screen as if worshiping a living god.

Behind them, the 200 Daoist novices in the "Great Internet Cafe" had also fallen into despair.

*What the hell is the point of learning Daoist magic now?!*

*Wouldn't it be better to follow Sister Bao'er and cultivate immortality?*

The various military regions had been on high alert, watching the live stream with tension. They had expected to showcase their strength this time. The martial arts experts in the army had even been rubbing their hands in anticipation.

And yet... it was all over in 0.5 seconds?

Now, whether it was the military higher-ups or the martial arts experts, they all stood there in dumbfounded silence.

*What the hell is the point of martial arts now?!*

"Li... Li Ke... This, Grandmaster Zhang is calling."

The assistant handed over the phone. On the other end was Zhang Wufeng, the successor of the Zhang Family of Wudang and the only recognized martial arts Grandmaster in Dragon Country.

Li Tai numbly took the phone. "Hello... Hello! Grandmaster Zhang?"

The voice on the other end quickly waved his hand in a gesture of dismissal. "I don't deserve it, I don't deserve it. The title of Grandmaster is far too much for this old man."

Zhang Wufeng's beard was completely white. After witnessing a true expert like Sister Bao'er, he had proactively called to resign in order to save face. He hoped the National War Department would cancel his certification as a "Martial Arts Grandmaster." Otherwise, he would become a laughingstock.

Li Tai also felt it was inappropriate now, so he agreed.

The Long Country National Martial Arts Competition would proceed as scheduled, but the rank certification would only retain Ranks One through Seven. As for the title of Grandmaster, it was naturally canceled.

With Sister Bao'er around, who would dare call themselves a Martial Arts Grandmaster?!

Of course, this was a later development.

After Li Tai hung up the phone, he immediately issued an order.

The funding for the development of spiritual energy and martial arts was to be increased tenfold!

Moreover, research into weapons used in martial arts was to be added as a new item.

Weapons infused with spiritual energy that could glow on the National Battlefield would be incredibly valuable!

Unfortunately, there were no prototypes yet...

It was becoming clear that relying solely on conventional weapons to resist the otherworldly invasion was not just insufficient.

The main focus had to shift to martial arts and Daoist magic!

While the President of Eagle Country was tensely watching George and his men fight the monsters, the Strategist rushed in and slammed his laptop down.

"What is this? You're showing me your computer *now*?!" the President roared, his eyes glued to the screen on the wall without blinking.

The Strategist, usually the punching bag, exploded in a rare fit of rage. "Mr. President, *look at this!*"

*You're yelling at me?* the President thought, stunned.

Everyone in the Oval Office stared in shock. Had the sun risen in the west? The Strategist, who always took the President's abuse, was actually shouting back?

The Strategist's face flushed crimson. Seeing everyone's eyes on him, he instantly reverted to his usual timid self.

"Mr. President, you *need* to see this!"

With that, he cast the image from his laptop onto the wall-mounted screen.

The footage of Sister Bao'er unleashing her divine power left everyone in the office speechless.

After the clip replayed three times...

A long silence followed before the President finally spoke.

"Is this the martial arts of Dragon Country?"

The President stared blankly at his Strategist.

The Strategist nodded grimly, his heart aching with frustration.

"Get the head of the Spiritual Energy Project to see me, NOW!" the President roared in a panic.

A single person from Dragon Country could insta-kill 300 monsters—how terrifying!

How many people did Dragon Country have?

A full 5 billion!

Even if there were only 10 such geniuses for every 100 million people, that would still be 500 of them!

How was that any different from 500 human-shaped mushroom bombs?

In fact, their potential was even greater than that of mushroom bombs.

Inside the Eagle Country President's Office, they didn't even bother to watch the battle situation at their own borders anymore.

After all, they were too far away to help, and all the necessary deployments within their own territory had already been made.

The only thing the President could do now was to accelerate the research for the Spiritual Energy Project.

Cherry Blossom Country and other nations reacted the same way as Eagle Country.

But Kimchi Country was different.

With more high-ranking officials dying unexpectedly, both the government and the major conglomerates had fallen into internal strife, fighting for power and profit.

For a time, the powerful were too preoccupied to care about the battles on the National Battlefield. Their only concern was their own immediate interests.

Even if the monsters charged through their gates and appeared within their borders, what of it?

There were soldiers to go and die for them; they didn't need to go themselves.

On the National Battlefield, Sister Bao'er sat back into her toy and walked back, *ta-ta-ta*.

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