Astrea's pov
There are many indignities a proud being may endure in pursuit of revenge.
Wounds.
Exhaustion.
Temporary weakness.
The inconvenience of outdated surface customs.
Even transportation by dwarf-operated vehicle, assuming the driver is silent enough and accepts mana crystals without excessive questions.
I had prepared myself for all of those.
What I had not prepared for was standing inside Ren Arclight's kitchen while wearing a cat-print apron and holding a ladle.
There are limits.
I stare down at the apron again, hoping that perhaps I misread the design the first time. Unfortunately, the smiling cat remains where it is, printed directly in the center like a mockery woven into fabric.
It is cheerful.
It is humiliating.
It may be the greatest insult Ren Arclight has ever inflicted upon me.
And that includes the seal.
Across the room, the mage in question is lying face-down on the sofa.
Asleep.
Not pretending. Not meditating. Not preparing a spell. Not baiting me into some layered trap with a hidden array beneath the floor.
Asleep.
His breathing is slow and even, the kind of deep exhaustion only possible in someone who has long since surpassed his own limits and been dragged forward by responsibility alone. His body is sprawled across the sofa with no dignity whatsoever. One arm hangs over the side. His hair is a mess. His back rises and falls with the steady rhythm of a man who has decided the world may collapse without his permission.
I grip the ladle harder.
He sleeps.
He dares sleep.
I escaped from his seal after more than three years. I burned through nearly all my remaining power tracking his familiar magic. I paid for transportation with a mana crystal worth more than the vehicle itself. I charmed a cat receptionist at great personal cost. I ascended this building ready to carve my vengeance into his bones.
And he handed me a ladle.
A ladle.
The universe has become tasteless.
"Pretty Apron Lady?"
I slowly turn my head.
The smallest child is standing near the kitchen entrance, staring up at me with wide, shining eyes. She has soft hair, a curious face, and the kind of open expression that should not exist near dangerous beings. She looks at me without fear. Not because she understands my weakness. Not because she is arrogant.
Because she is innocent.
That is somehow more irritating.
"…Do not call me that," I say.
She tilts her head. "But Hikari thinks the lady is pretty."
A direct compliment.
Delivered without deception.
Annoying.
My irritation hesitates for half a breath before returning twice as strong out of self-defense.
"My appearance is not the issue."
"Hikari thinks the apron is cute too."
"This apron is an insult."
"Hikari likes cats."
"That does not improve the situation."
The child nods thoughtfully, as though seriously considering my words. "Hikari understands. Pretty Lady does not like cute cat."
"I did not say that."
"So Pretty Lady likes cute cat?"
"I did not say that either."
"Hikari is confused."
"So am I," I mutter.
Another child appears behind her.
This one has sharper eyes. Energetic posture. Dangerous confidence. She walks into the kitchen like she owns the room, examines me from head to toe, and immediately points at the ladle.
"Your stance is bad."
I blink.
"…Excuse me?"
"Your battle stance." She points again. "If you hold it like that, someone can knock it away."
My fingers tighten around the ladle.
"This is not a weapon."
"Anything can be a weapon."
That is true.
I hate that it is true.
The third child follows more quietly. She carries herself differently from the other two. Polite. Careful. Observant. Her gaze moves from me to the sofa, then to the kitchen counter, then back to me.
She bows slightly.
"…Excuse me. Do you know how to cook?"
The question strikes harder than it should.
Do I know how to cook?
I, Astrea, who stood at the edge of conquest, whose name once drove armies to kneel and kingdoms to strengthen their walls, am being asked by a child whether I possess domestic competence.
I should say no.
I should declare that cooking is beneath me.
I should tear off this apron, wake Ren Arclight by force, and demand the battle I came here for.
Instead, my pride opens its traitorous mouth.
"Of course I do."
The quiet child looks relieved.
"Thank goodness. Papa looked very tired, so I was worried."
The smallest child nods vigorously. "Papa needs rest. Hikari thinks Papa is almost flat."
The sharp-eyed one crosses her arms. "Papa said to wake him after an hour."
I look toward the sofa.
Ren remains unconscious.
"You intend to obey that?"
The sharp-eyed child frowns. "Papa said one hour."
"Hikari will protect Papa's sleep," the smallest says.
The quiet one adds, "…Please don't wake him yet."
I stare at all three of them.
This is absurd.
I am an enemy.
A calamity.
A sealed sovereign of ruin.
I came here to take Ren Arclight's head, not protect his nap schedule.
"Children," I say slowly, "do you understand who I am?"
The sharp-eyed one raises her chin. "Pretty Apron Lady."
"I told you not to call me that."
"Hikari thinks it fits."
The quiet child clasps her hands. "…Are you Papa's friend?"
"No."
"Enemy?" the sharp-eyed one asks, suddenly interested.
"At last, a child with perception."
Her eyes brighten.
"Can I fight you?"
"No."
The answer comes out too quickly.
She looks offended.
"Why not?"
"Because you are a child."
"I'm strong."
"You are small."
"I'm strong-small."
I stare at her.
That phrase sounds familiar.
It sounds like something Ren would allow in his house through negligence.
The smallest child raises both hands. "Hikari is not fighting. Hikari is hungry."
The quiet one looks toward the counter. "Papa was going to cook dinner before he fell asleep. We have ingredients. I can help if you want."
I slowly turn toward the kitchen.
Ingredients sit prepared in several containers. Rice. Vegetables. Meat. Eggs. A pot on the stove. Seasonings arranged in a way that suggests Ren had, at some point, intended to behave like a competent guardian before exhaustion defeated him.
I could leave.
That is the logical thing.
I could remove the apron, place the ladle down, and walk out the door. I could recover elsewhere, rebuild my strength, and return when Ren Arclight is awake enough to understand his impending death.
But then I glance at him.
Face-down.
Useless.
Sleeping like a corpse.
I imagine waking him now.
He would probably blink, stare at me, and say something infuriating like, "Can this wait?"
The thought alone angers me.
No.
If I wake him now, my revenge will feel wasted.
A proper execution requires the target to be conscious enough to appreciate the moment.
Fine.
I will allow him his hour.
Not because the children asked.
Not because the smallest one called me pretty.
Not because the quiet one looked worried.
Not because the sharp-eyed one seems one bad idea away from challenging the furniture.
This is strategic.
A dignified delay.
I place the ladle against my palm and turn toward the stove.
"Very well," I say. "I shall prepare food."
The sharp-eyed child squints at me.
"You said that like a boss monster."
"I do not know what that means."
"Hikari thinks boss monsters are strong."
"I am strong."
The quiet one gently says, "…Maybe we should start with washing hands."
I pause.
"Of course."
I knew that.
Obviously.
Cooking, apparently, has procedures.
I discover this within five minutes.
It is not entirely unlike ritual work. There are components, timing, heat control, measurements, sequence, and consequences for failure. The main difference is that if a ritual fails, one may destroy a chamber or summon something unfortunate. If cooking fails, three children look disappointed.
I am not certain which is worse.
The quiet child, Ruri, as I learn, is the most useful. She stands beside me on a stool and explains where Ren keeps things. Her voice is gentle, but she is disturbingly organized.
"Papa usually washes the vegetables first, then cuts them. The cutting board is there. The knife is in that drawer, but Papa says we shouldn't touch it without an adult."
"I am an adult."
"Yes."
She watches me reach for the knife.
"…Please be careful."
I look at her.
"Do you believe I cannot handle a knife?"
"No. I just think Papa would be upset if someone got hurt."
What a strange answer.
Not fear.
Not doubt.
Concern for the sleeping mage's emotional state.
Ridiculous.
I wash the vegetables with more force than necessary. The smallest child, Hikari, watches from nearby with both hands on the counter.
"Pretty Apron Lady, do vegetables feel cold?"
"No."
"How does Pretty Apron Lady know?"
"They are vegetables."
"Does that mean vegetables cannot be lonely?"
"Why would vegetables be lonely?"
"Hikari wonders because carrots are often together."
I pause with a carrot in hand.
The question is nonsense.
And yet, for one deeply unfortunate moment, I look at the carrots.
They are together.
I put the carrot down.
"I refuse to discuss vegetable emotions."
"Hikari thinks Pretty Apron Lady is strict."
"I am not strict. I am correct."
The sharp-eyed child, Karin, sits backward on a chair, watching my every movement like an instructor judging a novice.
"You're holding the knife too elegantly."
I slowly turn toward her.
"How does one hold a knife too elegantly?"
"You look like you're making a speech."
"I may make a speech while cutting."
"That sounds dangerous."
"You wished to fight me minutes ago."
"With rules."
"Your concept of rules is questionable."
Karin grins.
For some reason, that expression irritates me less than expected.
I chop the vegetables.
The result is uneven.
Ruri notices.
She pretends not to.
That is somehow worse.
"…What?" I ask.
"Nothing," she says politely.
"You looked at the carrot pieces."
"They're fine."
"They are not fine."
"They will still taste good."
She has Ren's diplomacy.
This is unacceptable.
I attempt to recover dignity by moving to the stove. Cooking flame should be simple. Fire obeys power. Heat is merely controlled energy. A pan is just a vessel. Oil is just a medium. Ingredients are ritual components.
I understand this.
Then the oil spits.
I step back.
Karin laughs.
I glare at her.
"It attacked me."
"It's oil."
"It attacked me."
"Hikari thinks oil is angry."
"It is not angry," I say.
The oil spits again.
I narrow my eyes.
"Perhaps slightly."
Ruri quickly lowers the heat. "Papa usually starts lower."
I look at the stove controls.
"I knew that."
Ruri smiles politely.
She does not believe me.
The kitchen almost becomes a disaster three separate times.
First, I nearly burn the vegetables because I underestimated how quickly they surrendered to heat.
Second, Karin tries to help by bringing over seasoning and announces, "This one smells strong," before nearly dumping too much into the pan. I stop her by instinct, catching her wrist lightly.
She looks impressed.
"You're fast."
"I am magnificent."
"You're wearing a cat apron."
"That is irrelevant."
Third, Hikari attempts to place her tiny spoon near the pot "so soup can meet small spoon." Ruri catches her before the spoon becomes a casualty.
"Hikari, not near the stove."
"Hikari wanted tiny spoon to watch."
"The spoon can watch from the table."
"Hikari understands."
I do not.
I do not understand anything anymore.
The quiet child continues helping me with patience that feels both kind and insulting. She explains where bowls are. She reminds Karin to set the table properly. She asks Hikari to carry napkins instead of utensils. She checks the rice cooker and nods as though confirming a successful operation.
"You command them well," I say before I can stop myself.
Ruri looks surprised.
"…I don't command them."
"You give instructions. They obey."
"Karin doesn't always obey."
"I heard that," Karin says from the table.
Ruri smiles faintly. "I just help."
A helper.
A child who thinks helping is natural.
Strange.
The food, against all expectations, becomes edible.
Possibly good.
I refuse to be surprised.
I am Astrea.
Of course I can cook after being forced into it once.
The children gather at the table. Ren remains asleep.
I place the food down with as much dignity as possible while wearing the world's most humiliating apron.
Karin leans forward and sniffs.
"It smells good."
"Naturally."
"Hikari thanks Pretty Apron Lady."
"Stop calling me that."
"Thank you, Pretty Lady."
"That is only slightly less offensive."
Ruri bows her head. "Thank you for cooking."
The sincerity lands strangely.
I turn away.
"It was merely convenient."
Karin takes a bite first.
Her eyes widen.
"It's good."
Hikari takes a bite next and claps softly. "Hikari likes it!"
Ruri tastes the food, then smiles. "…It's different from Papa's, but it's delicious."
I feel something in my chest react.
Pride, obviously.
Only pride.
Nothing else.
"I told you I knew how to cook."
"You almost fought the oil," Karin says.
"The oil lacked discipline."
Ruri covers her mouth.
Hikari giggles.
I look toward Ren again.
Still asleep.
This man.
This impossible, infuriating man.
I escaped imprisonment for him. I came here to reclaim my pride. I was ready to stain this elegant floor with blood if necessary. And now I am standing in his kitchen, feeding his children while he sleeps like an exhausted animal.
The worst part?
The children are eating peacefully.
The room is warm.
The home smells of food.
And for reasons I refuse to examine, the sight is not unpleasant.
No.
Absolutely not.
I am not enjoying this.
I am merely observing the enemy's environment.
Yes.
That is all.
I cross my arms and sit on the small couch across from the sofa, still wearing the apron because removing it now would require acknowledging that I have been wearing it this entire time.
The children continue eating and talking.
Karin tells Hikari not to put rice on the tiny spoon because it will take forever. Hikari says tiny spoon deserves work too. Ruri quietly reminds both of them to chew properly.
I stare at the sleeping mage.
My eye twitches.
How did my revenge become this?
What sequence of choices led me from sealed sovereign of ruin to unwilling household assistant?
I only wanted to kill Ren Arclight and reclaim my pride.
Now I am waiting for him to wake up from a nap after cooking dinner for children who feel ancient, bright, and powerful in ways no human child should.
Yes.
That part bothers me.
The children are strange.
At first, I thought they were simply unusual. Perhaps blessed. Perhaps modified. Perhaps apprentices touched by Ren's magic. But the longer I remain near them, the harder that explanation becomes to accept.
Their mana is not ordinary.
It is layered too deeply. Too old. Too primal.
The sharp one burns beneath the surface like a storm behind glass. The smallest shines with a strange warmth that is not merely innocence. The quiet one feels the most controlled, which is somehow more concerning than the others.
Ancient.
Powerful.
Sleeping.
I narrow my eyes.
Ren Arclight, what have you brought into your home?
Before I can think further, the mage finally moves.
***
Ren's pov
Sleep is beautiful.
Sleep is gentle.
Sleep is the closest thing to mercy this world has left to offer.
Unfortunately, like all good things in my life, it ends.
I wake slowly, face pressed into the sofa cushion, one arm numb, body heavy, mind still attempting to remain unconscious through sheer refusal. For a moment, I smell food.
Actual food.
Not burnt.
Not takeout.
Not snacks.
Food.
That means either I cooked in my sleep, which would be concerning, or something happened while I was unconscious.
Also concerning.
I open one eye.
The girls are sitting at the table, eating peacefully.
That is suspicious.
Ruri is eating properly with her homework stacked neatly beside her. Hikari is using her tiny spoon to eat rice grain by grain, which seems inefficient but emotionally important to her. Karin is eating with the satisfied expression of someone who respects the meal but refuses to say it too loudly.
Across from me, on the small couch, sits a woman wearing my cat apron.
She looks furious.
Elegant, pale, sharp-eyed, beautiful in an obviously dangerous way, and furious enough to set the room on fire through pride alone.
She is also still wearing the apron.
I stare at her.
She stares back.
My brain takes several seconds to load the situation.
Right.
Doorbell.
Woman.
Kitchen.
Ladle.
Sleep.
Probably connected.
I slowly push myself upright.
"…Uhhh."
Her eye twitches.
I blink.
"May I ask who you are?"
The woman slams both hands onto the low table.
The wood creaks.
I jolt fully awake.
"Hey, careful. That's expensive."
She freezes.
The girls also freeze.
Karin whispers, "Papa cares about the table."
"I just bought it."
The woman slowly lifts her hands from the table, not because she respects me, but because damaging furniture apparently failed to produce the reaction she wanted.
"Ren Arclight," she says, voice low and trembling with rage. "You dare ask who I am?"
I study her face.
Familiar?
Maybe.
Long silver hair. Sharp eyes. Mana residue that feels old and unpleasantly familiar. But her aura is weak. Suppressed. Frayed. Like someone scraped through a sealing array and arrived here running on hatred and fumes.
That narrows things down.
Unfortunately, my life has too many categories.
"…Did we meet?"
Her expression becomes personally wounded.
Good.
No, not good.
Dangerous.
"Did we meet?" she repeats, slowly rising from the couch with terrifying dignity despite the cat apron. "You sealed me for more than three years beneath the ruins of my own fortress. You bound my body with spatial chains, carved suppression formulas into the chamber walls, and left me buried in darkness while the world forgot my name."
Ah.
That sounds familiar.
The girls look between us.
Hikari raises her hand. "Pretty Apron Lady knows Papa?"
The woman turns sharply. "Do not call me that."
"She cooked dinner," Karin says.
I look at Karin.
Then at the food.
Then at the woman.
"…You cooked?"
Her glare intensifies. "Against my will."
"Hikari helped."
"Ruri helped," Karin corrects.
Ruri quietly says, "…She did most of the cooking."
Interesting.
Very interesting.
Also deeply convenient.
The woman inhales sharply, then spreads one hand dramatically.
"I am Astrea, sovereign of the abyssal dominion, conqueror of the western gates, calamity of the third descent, and the one whom your kind once feared as the Demon King."
I stare at her.
Then slowly point.
"…Wait. You're the Demon King?"
Her chin lifts.
"Yes."
"You're supposed to be trapped."
"I broke your seal."
"That was supposed to last longer."
"It lasted more than three years."
"Exactly. Longer."
Her eyes flash.
"You arrogant—"
I rub my forehead.
Something is off.
Very off.
The Demon King I sealed wore full armor. Black plate, horned helm, distorted voice, massive presence, irritating theatrics. I never saw the face. The mana signature matches, although severely weakened.
But.
I look at Astrea again.
Then at the apron.
Then at her face.
"…You're actually a she?"
The temperature in the room drops.
Ruri silently stops eating.
Karin looks interested.
Hikari tilts her head.
Astrea's expression becomes indescribable.
"You people," she says, voice dangerously calm, "called me King because I hid my face behind armor and a helmet. You heard a distorted voice, saw a battlefield title, and decided everything else yourselves."
I blink.
She steps closer.
"Stop assuming my gender."
I consider this.
Then shrug.
"Fair."
Her eye twitches again.
"That is all you have to say?"
"What do you want me to say?"
"An apology would be appropriate."
"Sorry for assuming your gender while sealing you for global safety reasons."
The room goes quiet.
Karin slowly whispers, "Papa, that was bad."
"I know."
Astrea looks like she is choosing between murder and screaming.
Probably both.
"You have not changed," she says. "Still insolent. Still careless. Still treating calamity as if it were an inconvenience."
I lean back against the sofa.
"To be fair, you did arrive during my rest time."
"I came here to kill you."
"Yes, but you also cooked dinner."
"Because you forced me!"
"I was half-asleep."
"You dragged me inside and gave me a ladle!"
I glance at the ladle on the counter.
Then at the girls.
"Did she cook well?"
Ruri nods politely. "Yes."
"Hikari likes Pretty Lady's food."
"It was good," Karin says. "But her ladle stance was weak."
Astrea turns toward Karin.
"My ladle stance is not the issue."
"It could be better."
I sigh.
This is getting away from me.
Actually, it got away from me the moment an ancient demon sovereign cooked dinner in a cat apron.
Astrea straightens, gathering what remains of her pride around her like a royal cloak.
"Enough. I did not claw my way out of your seal, burn my remaining power, and cross this ridiculous city to be judged by children over cookware."
"That does sound frustrating," I admit.
"I am here for revenge."
"Can it wait until after dinner?"
"No."
"Worth asking."
Her mana flares.
Weak, but sharp.
The girls feel it immediately. Karin's eyes brighten. Hikari freezes with her tiny spoon halfway to her mouth. Ruri's shoulders stiffen.
My own exhaustion disappears under instinct.
Not completely.
I am still tired.
Very tired.
But there are children in the room.
My children.
That changes things.
Astrea raises one hand, dark magic gathering around her fingers in a flickering spiral.
"I will kill you now, Ren Arclight."
I exhale.
Then raise my hand lazily.
"Water Binding."
A ring of water snaps into existence around her wrists, ankles, and torso faster than she can complete the spell. The water twists like living rope, locking her movement and compressing her mana flow just enough to interrupt the attack.
Astrea gasps.
"What—?"
Karin points excitedly. "Look! The pretty lady got binded like I did before!"
Ruri gently taps Karin's hand.
"Keep eating."
"But—"
"Karin."
Karin reluctantly returns to her bowl.
Hikari watches with wide eyes. "Pretty Lady is floating?"
"She is restrained," Ruri says.
"Hikari thinks restrained looks uncomfortable."
Astrea struggles violently, pride and fury blazing across her face.
"Release me!"
"No."
"Coward!"
"I'm tired."
"That is not a reason!"
"It is a strong reason."
She twists again, and the water binding strains.
Weak as she is, she is still dangerous.
Annoying.
Very annoying.
I stand slowly, and the moment I do, pain crawls through my core like hot wire.
Right.
Still depleted.
Still recovering.
Still operating at reduced capacity after too many major events in too short a time.
Good to know.
Astrea notices my wince.
Her eyes sharpen.
"You are weakened."
"So are you."
"I need only a fraction of my strength to kill you."
"That would be concerning if true."
Her smile becomes sharp.
"You doubt me?"
"No. I'm just responsible for furniture now."
That confuses her long enough for me to move.
I lift two fingers and draw a small circle in the air. Arcane lines form, thin and precise, overlapping like transparent gears. My mana responds reluctantly, dragged from reserves that absolutely do not want to be touched.
This is going to hurt.
Unfortunate.
Necessary.
"Arcane Seal."
Astrea's eyes widen.
"No."
The spell closes.
A lattice of pale light wraps around her body, slipping through the water binding, passing beneath skin, mana channels, and spiritual circuits. It does not wound. It does not burn. It simply shuts the door.
Power.
Locked.
Flow.
Sealed.
Authority.
Denied.
The cost hits me a second later.
Ten percent.
Gone.
Not permanently, hopefully, but sealed into the spell structure and consumed by the act of suppressing what remains of her power completely.
My knees almost buckle.
I catch myself against the back of the sofa and inhale slowly.
Pain spikes behind my eyes.
Mana depletion is unpleasant.
Mana depletion while already exhausted is worse.
Mana depletion while three children are watching is inconvenient.
Astrea collapses back onto the small couch as the water binding releases, her face pale with disbelief.
She stares at her hands.
Then at me.
Then at her hands again.
"No…"
Her voice is quiet now.
Not afraid.
Worse.
Shocked.
"There is nothing."
I rub my temple.
"There. Stay still for a while."
She looks up slowly, fury returning through the disbelief.
"What did you do to me?"
"Same concept as before. Smaller scale. Cleaner. No dungeon chamber necessary."
"You sealed all of it."
"Yes."
"Every fragment."
"Temporarily."
"You dare—"
"Yes."
She stops.
I stop too.
The girls are silent.
Then Karin whispers, "Papa is cool when serious."
Hikari nods. "Hikari thinks Papa protected dinner."
Ruri looks at me with concern. "…Papa, are you okay?"
That one hurts more than the mana depletion.
I force myself to breathe normally.
"Yeah. Just tired."
"You look more tired."
"Accurate."
I look around the living room carefully.
No broken walls.
No burned curtains.
No blood.
The table creaked but survived.
The children are eating in peace.
The house is spotless.
Astrea is sitting on my small couch, powerless, defeated, furious, and still wearing the cat apron.
Wait.
The house is spotless.
I look at the kitchen.
Clean.
I look at the table.
Food served properly.
I look at the children.
Fed.
Calm.
Mostly.
I look at Astrea.
She glares at me like she wants to invent new forms of violence.
My thoughts slow down.
Then rearrange themselves.
A dangerous idea appears.
No.
Surely not.
But also…
Maybe.
I am exhausted. Ruruka is busy. Aaron is useful but cannot babysit. The girls need supervision. School is ongoing. Paperwork is trying to kill me. Astrea is dangerous, but currently powerless. She knows enough old customs to function, sort of. She can cook, apparently. The girls do not fear her. Hikari already likes her. Karin respects strength. Ruri seems willing to guide her.
This could work.
Maybe.
Probably not.
But I am tired enough to consider terrible solutions.
Astrea notices my stare.
"What?" she snaps.
I look at her.
Then at the apron.
Then at the girls.
Then back at her.
"…Help me out."
Silence.
Astrea blinks once.
"Pardon?"
"You heard me."
Her expression twists.
"Help you?"
"Yes."
"Me?"
"Yes."
"The one who came here to kill you?"
"Technically, you failed."
Her hands curl into fists.
"You sealed my power!"
"Because you tried to attack me in front of my daughters."
The word daughters slips out naturally.
Astrea's gaze flicks toward the girls.
Something unreadable crosses her face.
Then she looks back at me.
"You expect me to serve you?"
"No."
"You expect me to obey?"
"No."
"You expect me to become some domestic servant in your ridiculous home?"
I glance toward the kitchen.
"You did cook."
Her face reddens faintly.
"That was under duress."
"Good food though."
"Hikari liked it," Hikari says helpfully.
Ruri nods. "…It was delicious."
Karin adds, "Your stance needs work, but the food was good."
Astrea points at Karin. "Stop discussing my stance."
I sit back down carefully because standing is becoming a problem.
"I'm not asking you to serve me," I say. "I'm asking for a deal."
Astrea narrows her eyes.
"A deal?"
"Help me with the house and the girls for a while. In exchange, I'll think of a way to restore both of our strengths."
Her anger pauses.
There it is.
Interest.
She tries to hide it immediately.
Elegant tsundere pride.
Terrible liar.
"My strength is none of your concern."
"It is if you want a proper rematch."
"I want your head."
"Yes, but you currently can't access your power."
"Because of you."
"Correct."
"You are shameless."
"I am tired."
"That is not the same thing."
"It has become the same thing."
She glares.
I continue before she can start shouting again.
"You came here weakened. I'm weakened too. If we fight now, it's pointless. Unsatisfying for you, inconvenient for me, dangerous for the children, and bad for the table."
Astrea glances at the table despite herself.
I point slightly.
"Expensive."
Her eye twitches.
"If your pride matters that much, then regain your strength. Let me recover mine. When both sides are ready, we settle it properly."
Karin immediately raises her hand. "Can I watch?"
"No," Ruri, Hikari, and I say at the same time.
Karin pouts.
Astrea studies me with suspicion.
"You would willingly restore the power of your enemy?"
"I said I'd think of a way."
"That is not a promise."
"It's the safest kind."
"You intend to use me."
"Yes."
"At least you admit it."
"You intend to kill me."
"Yes."
"At least you admit it."
For a moment, we simply stare at each other.
Then Hikari raises her tiny spoon.
"Hikari thinks Pretty Lady can stay."
Astrea stiffens.
"I am not staying because a small child permits it."
Ruri looks at me carefully. "…Papa, is she dangerous?"
"Yes."
Astrea lifts her chin proudly.
"But currently sealed," I add.
Her pride visibly cracks.
Karin grins. "So she's like a boss monster after losing phase one."
"I have not lost."
"You're wearing the apron."
Astrea looks down at the cat apron.
Then slowly closes her eyes as if praying for patience from gods she probably despises.
I sigh and lean back.
"Look. I'm not in the mood to pretend this is normal. You're dangerous. You hate me. I sealed you. You came to kill me. All true. But you're also stuck here for now unless I release your power, which I won't do while you're actively murder-focused."
"I remain murder-focused."
"Then remain seated."
Her fingers tremble with fury.
I continue, softer but still practical.
"You want your pride back. I want rest, help, and eventually my full strength back. We can either keep making today worse, or we can make a temporary arrangement."
Astrea looks toward the children.
Hikari smiles at her.
Ruri watches with cautious politeness.
Karin looks like she is already deciding whether Astrea counts as a house boss.
Astrea's mouth tightens.
"This is absurd."
"Yes."
"I am Astrea."
"Yes."
"I was feared across battlefields."
"Probably."
"I nearly conquered this land."
"Before I stopped you."
Her glare returns.
"Do not remind me."
"You brought it up."
She looks away sharply.
For a second, I see something beneath the rage.
Exhaustion.
Not like mine.
Different.
Older.
Harder.
Three years sealed underground. Power drained. Pride shattered. Revenge sustaining her because nothing else remained.
I know that kind of stubborn survival.
Unfortunately.
I understand it more than I want to.
Ruri quietly speaks.
"…Pretty Lady."
Astrea's head turns slowly.
"My name is Astrea."
Ruri bows her head slightly. "…Astrea-san. Thank you for cooking dinner."
Astrea freezes.
The room becomes quiet.
Then Hikari adds, "Hikari thanks Astrea-san too."
Karin nods. "Thanks. It was good."
Astrea opens her mouth.
No words come out.
Beautiful.
Children are terrifying weapons.
Finally, she crosses her arms and looks away.
"It was nothing."
Tsundere.
Definitely.
I almost laugh, but I value my life.
Instead, I pick up my coffee cup from earlier, realize it is cold, and put it back down with sorrow.
Astrea notices.
"What now?" she asks coldly.
"Now? We eat."
"You are eating after sealing me?"
"Yes."
"You are impossible."
"Accurate."
I stand slowly and walk toward the table.
The girls immediately shift to make space. Ruri places a bowl in front of me. Hikari offers the tiny spoon, which I respectfully decline because I would like dinner to finish before next month. Karin tells me Astrea's food is "actually pretty good," which makes Astrea look violently pleased and offended at the same time.
Astrea remains on the couch for several seconds.
Then, because hunger exists and pride apparently cannot digest itself, she comes to the table too.
She sits stiffly.
Still wearing the apron.
Nobody comments.
We are learning.
Dinner is strange.
Very strange.
My daughters eat peacefully.
An ancient sealed enemy sits at my table.
I am exhausted.
The food is good.
The world refuses to make sense.
After several bites, I glance at Astrea.
"You really cooked this?"
She gives me a sharp look.
"Do you doubt me?"
"Yes."
Her chopsticks pause.
I add, "But it's good."
She looks away.
"Hmph. Naturally."
Karin leans toward Ruri and whispers loudly, "She likes compliments."
"I do not," Astrea says.
"Hikari thinks Astrea-san is happy."
"I am not."
Ruri quietly smiles into her bowl.
Astrea notices.
Her face tightens.
I take another bite of food and decide, reluctantly, that today could have gone worse.
That is a dangerous standard.
But still.
***
Astrea's pov
This is not defeat.
I refuse to call it defeat.
A temporary strategic disadvantage, perhaps.
A deeply humiliating logistical complication.
An unacceptable interruption in the path of revenge.
But not defeat.
I sit at Ren Arclight's dining table, powerless, wearing a cat apron, eating food that I cooked under extremely questionable circumstances while three children and the mage himself speak as if this is somehow a reasonable development.
It is not.
Nothing about this is reasonable.
My power is gone. Not weakened. Not suppressed slightly. Gone from my reach entirely, sealed behind that infuriating Arcane Seal with the same precision I remember from three years ago.
Even exhausted, even depleted, even looking like fatherhood has chewed him apart and left the remains on a sofa, Ren Arclight is still Ren Arclight.
That realization should infuriate me.
It does.
But it also proves something.
A rematch now would be meaningless.
I would lose.
Again.
My fingers tighten around the chopsticks.
No.
I will not accept that.
I will recover my strength. I will endure this ridiculous arrangement. I will observe the mage, learn his weakness, reclaim my power, and when the time comes, I will force him to face me properly.
Not as a half-dead father.
Not as a man worried about expensive furniture.
Not as a fool who hands enemies kitchen tools and naps.
As the mage who sealed me.
The only problem is that the smallest child is smiling at me again.
"Astrea-san, Hikari likes your food."
I look away.
"Hmph. Naturally."
The sharp one grins.
"She's happy again."
"I am not."
The quiet one says nothing, but her smile is gentle.
Ren Arclight continues eating with the tired expression of a man who has somehow turned my revenge into a household negotiation.
I stare at him.
He glances at me.
"What?"
"You are a wretched man."
"Probably."
"I despise you."
"Fair."
"I will still have my revenge."
"After dishes."
I grip my chopsticks.
The children laugh.
I close my eyes.
What kind of mess have I gotten myself into?
*****
End of Chapter 27
Dad Status Report:
Name: Ren Arclight
Former Occupation: Retired Archmage / Former Demon King Slayer
Current Occupation: Full-Time Dragon Dad
Primary Objective:
Maintain household stability while preventing ancient enemies from destroying the dining room.
Daughters Under Supervision:
*Karin – Fire / Leadership / Professional Battle Critic
*Ruri – Ice / Responsibility / Household Mediator
*Hikari – Light / Curiosity / Universal Diplomacy
Today's Activities:
*Successfully completed afternoon nap
*Identified returning Demon King
*Confirmed former "Demon King" was actually a Demon Queen
*Interrupted revenge attempt before dinner
*Protected daughters during domestic confrontation
*Applied Arcane Seal to hostile target
*Expended additional mana reserves
*Negotiated temporary coexistence
*Invited former world-level threat into household arrangement
*Finished dinner peacefully
New Developments:
*Astrea's powers fully sealed
*Temporary cooperation established
*Household population increased by one
*Daughters show no fear toward former Demon Queen
*Astrea officially acknowledged by the girls
*Cat apron remains undefeated
*Revenge postponed by mutual agreement
Threat Level (Environment):
Domestic
Contained
Highly Complicated
Threat Level (Household):
Critical
*Former Demon Queen now residing indoors
*Karin continues evaluating combat stances
*Hikari successfully disarmed another adult through kindness
*Ruri unknowingly conducting diplomatic negotiations
*Papa considering objectively terrible ideas due to exhaustion
Daughter Safety Status:
Completely Secure
Under Absolute Protection
Dad Stress Levels:
Mana Depleted
Mentally Exhausted
Questioning Every Life Decision
Parenting Skill Growth:
34.8% (Former Demon Queen Integration Bonus Applied)
Current Dad Status:
Operational
Negotiating With Calamities
Still Wants Retirement
Immediate Priorities:
*Recover mana reserves
*Monitor Astrea's behavior
*Prevent revenge attempts indoors
*Establish household rules
*Keep daughters away from ancient grudges
*Buy another apron (just in case)
Operational Assessment:
Mission Type: Domestic Diplomacy + Threat Containment
Difficulty: Self-Inflicted
Emotional Status:
Calm – Protective – Extremely Tired
Future Outlook:
Household Chaos Increasing
Unexpected Family Dynamics Detected
Dad Personal Statement:
"Help me out."
Reality's Response:
"Congratulations. You have successfully recruited the Demon Queen as temporary household staff."