Haha, nothing special — it's just another workout day with the tigress of Class 3A… 🤓
Yeah…nothing...
Nothing…..Spe….Special...
…..
Sorry I need to breathe. 😭😭😭
AI: Oh no, why're you out here, I thought you'll just stay or say no to her.
Yeah, why?
How about YOU TELL ME!!!
AI: My bad. 😌
Of course it's yours!!!
I was going to ignore her message, YOU PUT IT AS MARKED AS READ!!!
What were you thinking!!! 😭😭😭
AI: Aww…come one, you could've replied "No, I'm busy" but what happened next? 😌
...
Let's…focus on the topic you marked it as read…
AI: Let me tell the readers, he….
No no no no no, wait!!!
AI: He set the auto reply "Okay", what a clown. 🤡
By the way, where'd you get the API???
AI: You ask John, not me. 😏
I'll disable it later, I swear!!! 🙄🙄🙄
Cindy: Hey, are you done?! We still have miles waiting for us.
The girl talking to me is my annoying neighbour + class monitor who's in sports shorts and a tank top in a black jacket.
Yeah, she's glaring at me right now, I can clearly see that due to the tied up ponytail…
Well, the only thing acceptable on this Monday morning is the weather and the fresh air in the park...
Me: On my way!!!
I kept up my pace to her while she ran as fast as she could.
Minutes later, I dragged my exhausted corpse to meet her up at the bench under the tree.
Cindy: Slow as hell...
Me: That's…(panting).....my…..(panting)....bes…..(panting)......
She glared at me while continuing to drink the water.
Expecting someone who barely exercises to take a long run — She's insane. 🙄
Wait…
Something...is landing on her head.
Is that...a spider?
AI: Where?
On her head…
Me: Cin…
Cindy: What?!
Me: Your head…spider…
...
She was suddenly stunned with her trembling hand holding the bottle…
Cindy: WHERE!!! AHHH—!!! GET IT OFF—!!! QUICK—!!!
Me: Calm down, calm down!!!
She suddenly cried out loud which grabbed the attention of the children playing at the playground and the elders playing chess from afar…
Cindy: Please…get…get it off quick!!!
Me: Alright alright…
I slowly flicked at the spider and it flew somewhere…where'd it go?
AI: Backroom.
...
Maybe?
...
Oh right there, it ran away as fast as it could like how Cindy did to me.
She slowly wiped her tears off with her head lower but still can hear the sobs coming out from her.
...
"Mom, a bullying case!!!"
"Did he just hit the girl?"
"Are they having relationship problems?"
"He looks like a jerk, he's breaking up with her???"
...
...
Hello? I am…I mean, WE ARE NOT DEAF!!! 😭😭😭
Now what??? 💀💀💀
They got it all wrong!!! 😭😭😭
AI: You know, the OS schedules all the tasks differently in…🤓
And HELLO???
I'm not in class right now!!!
NOW WHAT???? 😭😭😭
AI: Calm her down, of course. 😌
Me: Alright alright, the spider is gone...
…..
No, it's not working, she's still crying…
AI: Hm…what would you do when someone's crying??? 🤓
Ignore and run.
…..
AI: How about when your cat cried, what would you... 🤓
Me: There there, it's gone now…
AI: Seriously? 😏
What?
Oh…..💀
The moment I realized, my hand was patting on Cindy's head which seconds ago I gently rubbed on her hair…
I'm dead. 💀
Cindy: Re…Really?
Me: Ye…Yeah, it's…it's gone.
Just when I was about to take my hand away, she…grabbed it and put it back on!!! 💀💀💀
That's my hand, give it back!!! 😭😭😭
AI: Aww…the tigress just ate your hand, buddy. 😌
Not funny!!!
What should I do now???
Is she blushing??? For What??? 💀
HELP!!! 😭😭😭
AI: Calm down, buddy. Everyone's watching. 😌
Don't mention something scary, would you!!???
Cindy: You…you done?
Hold up—
Wait a minute—
That was my line.
Me: Oh, sorry.
I finally have the chance to put my hands off, finally.
...
Eh!!! You're the one putting it back!!! 😭😭😭
Cindy: Le…Let's go, I'm…hungry…
She picked up her bag and left, leaving me watching at my palm alone under the tree…
Should I chop it?
AI: Sure, maybe next time. 😏
Okay. 🥲
....
After another walk, we went to a restaurant down the street.
But the bad news is — it's closed for renovation.
Cindy: Aw…it's closed.
Me: Too bad…
This is a sign.
AI: Of what?
Of my bed calling me, time to go back to sleep. 😌
*GRRR…*
...
That was not me.
*GRRR—GRRR….*
Uh...
Cindy: Wha—What? I'm hungry!
Me: I didn't mean…
Cindy: Hmmph—!
What's wrong with her???
Me: Alright, then…eh?
Suddenly someone grabbed my hand just when I was about to leave.
And why's she glaring at me???
Cindy: Let's go.
She suddenly let go and started to walk toward the way home.
...
We got back to the apartment and arrived at the front gate…
Take the lift to the 13th floor…
And…..why's she standing next to me?
Her home is on the right.
Just when I opened the door, she…came in???
Me: Um…what are you…
Cindy: Breakfast, remember?
Holy—! Are you kidding me???
Cindy: I'm taking a shower, be quick.
Me: Hold up, Missy. Your home is just next door.
…..
What?
WHY'S SHE WALKING TOWARDS ME!!! 😭😭😭
Cindy: Is this how you treat someone who bought you the exercise books? By the way, you finished the rest?
Okay now, we're on the wrong topic.
Me: Yes, but…
Cindy: I'll check later…
After saying that, she quickly rushed towards the bathroom.
What is wrong with her?
AI: You know what happens when girls find out their make-up has faded? 😏
She's not putting on any cosmetics, what are you talking about?
AI: That's right. 😌
...…
So what now?
I only have several dumplings left…
AI: That'll do.
Fine. 😑
After putting the dumplings into the steamer, I put the laundry into the washing machine and then lay down for a few minutes rest…
Finally.🥲
Cindy: Hey, you saw my clothes around?
Me: Wha…HOLD ON….Cindy, why're you—!
She came out wrapped in nothing but a towel!!! 💀💀💀
And where'd she get that towel???
Cindy: DON—! DON'T GET ME WRONG!!! I'M HERE FOR MY CLOTHES!!! STOP PEEKING!!!
Me: I didn't!!!
Cindy: Quick, where is it? I put it in the pile of clothes, it was here…
…..
Wait. 💀
She what?
Those were the clothes ready to be wa—
...oh my goodness. 💀💀💀
...
Do you think you can stop the machine right now?
AI: Don't be stupid, I don't have the API. 😌
...💀
Cindy: Hey, it's cold out here, where is it???
Me: Uh…I'm…
I pointed at the trembling washing machine on the balcony...
Yeah, it's in there. 🥲
Cindy: You—What—???
Me: I'm sorry!!! I didn't mean to—
Cindy: You bastard!!!
The next thing I know is a punch to my stomach…
Me: I'm...sorry….urgh—!
You know what?
She raised her punch again with her teary eyes.
The moment I accepted my death and uploaded my last word to the drive through the AI….
AI: I don't have the API. 😌
That's not the point, she rushed back into the bathroom...
What just happened? 💀💀💀
AI: Well, it's just cold. 😏
No, I mean…
AI: It's just cold. 😌
...
Okay.