SF Chapter 76: The Hungover
After a few days, it was Saturday - the day of Penny's party.
The doorbell rang and Leonard went to answer it.
"Psshoo!" Howard made a super-speed sound as soon as Leonard opened the door.
He stood there proudly in a Flash costume.
"Oh, no," Sheldon complained as he stepped into view from the hallway. He was wearing the exact same costume as Howard.
Before Leonard could say anything, Raj ran in behind them. "Make way for the fastest man alive!"
"Oh, no," he also exclaimed when he saw two more Flashes.
"I'm Batman," a slightly hoarse voice said behind Raj, startling him.
Daniel made a pose in his expensive Batman costume.
Then he dropped the pose. "What the hell is this?" he asked, seeing the three of them dressed exactly the same.
"You know, my idea was actually to get really drunk... like..." he gestured at his costume, "Batman."
"But I was expecting to see three of the same image in a few hours, not right now!" he joked.
Leonard walked closer and explained, "They had the same idea. I would too, if it weren't for Bernadette."
"I'm assuming she'll come as Princess Peach," his cousin guessed, since he was dressed as Mario.
"Yeah," Leonard chuckled, then tried to help his friends. "You all have other costumes. You can change."
"Or we could walk right behind each other all night," Raj suggested. "It'll look like one person going really fast."
"No, no, no," Howard denied the idea. "It's a boy‑girl party. This Flash runs solo."
"Okay, how about this? Nobody gets to be the Flash," Leonard intervened again, knowing his friends would keep arguing if one of them stayed as the Flash.
"Fine..." all three muttered.
"I could go as Robin," Raj thought, glancing at his friend.
Daniel shook his head. "Sorry, Raj. My Robin would be a beautiful girl. She would be like a bro, but hot."
"To the point that I could even imagine marrying her!" he joked.
The Indian man nodded, making a face like that was a valid point, and went back home to change his costume.
"By the way, Leonard, that's Greg," Daniel pointed to a huge guy standing by the door. "He's one of my security bodyguards. If you need help, you can ask him too."
"Wow, already having bodyguards?" Leonard remarked. He gave Greg a quick hello, a bit intimidated.
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After a while, Howard was already adjusting his costume at Leonard's apartment when Raj showed up again.
"Sorry, I'm late, but my hammer got stuck in the door on the bus," Raj apologized.
Leonard glanced at his friend. "You went as Thor?"
"What? Just because I'm Indian, I can't be a Norse god? No, no, no, Raj has to be an Indian god," Raj lightly scoffed. "That's racism."
Then he pointed at his friend. "I mean, look at Wolowitz. He's not English, but he's dressed like Peter Pan."
"I'm not Peter Pan, I'm Robin Hood," Howard said, making a face.
"Really?" Raj said, surprised. "Because I saw Peter Pan and you're dressed exactly like Cathy Rigby. She was a little bigger than you, but it's basically the same look."
Daniel walked in and Leonard looked at him curiously. "Where did you go?" he asked his cousin.
Daniel showed the key he was holding. "I got the apartment downstairs from yours for today and tomorrow. So if anyone needs 'more space,' just ask me."
"Wow, I've got a dozen condoms in my quiver, but that's even better," Howard commented.
"Huh, Peter Pan? Are you trying to woo some fairies?"
"He is Robin-" Raj started to correct Daniel, but Howard interrupted him.
"That's a nice idea. If I see someone wearing a fairy costume, I can use that!" Howard said excitedly.
Daniel nodded, then frowned. "Why are you dressed like a zebra, Sheldon?"
The physicist, who was coming down the hallway, made a condescending face. "I'm the Doppler effect."
"We should get going," Sheldon added.
Daniel looked at him strangely. "To where?"
"Sometimes I forget your IQ is probably lower than Howard's. To the party, obviously. It is 18:59. Almost time," Sheldon remarked.
Howard glared at his taller friend. "Where do we find a lion to eat this zebra?"
Daniel completely ignored his comment. "Sheldon, nobody goes to a party on time. Penny said 7 p.m., which means the party starts at 8:00 or 8:30 p.m."
"Excuse me, why would she do that?" Sheldon asked, making a face like the idea was ridiculous.
"Because we're American, not fucking British."
A few minutes later, Bernadette appeared dressed as Princess Peach, and Penny walked in as well.
"Whoa, Penny, that is a perfect Catwoman," Daniel praised as he walked over to her.
Penny was wearing a sexy Catwoman costume, her incredible flat belly showing off.
"Excuse me," Sheldon said indignantly as he approached, "Penny is wearing the worst Catwoman costume I've ever seen."
"And that includes Halle Berry's in the movie coming out next year," he added, remembering the trailer he saw.
Raj whispered in Howard's ear. "Yeah, those two would make a good Batman movie... although it might need an XXX in the title." He agreed with his friend.
"I really envy him," he added.
And the last member appeared.
"See, that is a good one," Sheldon gave a rare praise to Alexandra, who was standing at the door.
"Wow, Lexi, you look great," Penny complimented as well.
Their friend was dressed as Harley Quinn, with blue and red makeup on her face and a colorful outfit. Her hair was divided into two ponytails, each with a different color at the tip.
"Okay, let's start drinking," Penny tried to get things going, but only Daniel and Lexi reacted.
"Oh, come on, guys," Daniel urged the rest of the group. "Today will be legen- wait for it" he paused, "-dary!" he emphasized. "Legendary!"
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Daniel woke up with a massive hangover. Last night they had drunk way past the point.
"Ahhh, never mix tequila and scotch," he groaned. "God, I should have listened to Charlie."
But soon his mood changed. "Ohh, boobs," he muttered, squeezing the girl's breasts next to him.
"How long are you going to use them as a stress ball?" a sarcastic voice was heard.
"Morning, Lexi."
"Morning, Dani."
"The answer is: until you get annoyed. Because, God, they are awesome!" he smirked.
"Didn't you have enough yesterday?"
He replied with a snort, "They're breasts! I can't get enough! And they are the cure to my hangover!"
She deadpanned at his lame excuse.
He paused for a moment. "Nope, I still have a bad headache!" Daniel went back to massaging her breasts.
Lexi rolled her eyes, but let him take advantage for a moment before removing his hand and getting up.
"I'm dying," Penny groaned from the other side, also suffering from a massive hangover.
"What just happened last night?" she asked groggily, then added, "besides, you know... our threesome..."
The trio was completely naked in Alexandra's bedroom.
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