Everyone bursts out laughing.
[Haruno Sakura: "Hm? Kakashi-sensei appeared!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Why is Kakashi-sensei appearing at this time?"]
[Jiraiya: "Wait a minute... Kakashi, you wouldn't be trying to guide Sasuke to get closer to his daughter, would you?"]
[Hatake Kakashi: "..."]
[Hatake Sakumo: "You're a single dog, guiding a married man on how to get closer to his daughter???"]
Hatake Sakumo was dumbfounded.
If he remembered correctly...
His son, in the Boruto era,
Wasn't he still single?
You're a single dog teaching Sasuke how to get closer to his daughter?
Sasuke must be a fool...
Otherwise, he wouldn't choose to believe Kakashi, right?
"What do you want?"
Sasuke looked at Kakashi, his face immediately displeased.
"Um, nothing, I just happened to run into a pitiful father who wanted to carry his daughter on his back, but was rejected by his daughter," Kakashi said mockingly.
Sasuke snorted coldly,
He was planning to leave, but Kakashi grabbed his shoulder...
"Wait a minute, don't be in such a hurry... I think you've been traveling alone for too long, and you've completely lost your social skills."
Kakashi had been with Sasuke for so many years after all,
Of course he could understand Sasuke's thoughts at this moment,
Since that's the case…
Then let the teacher help you one last time!
"What do you want to say?" Sasuke frowned.
"Even with the Mangekyou Sharingan, you still can't see through your daughter's heart," Kakashi said,
Sasuke seemed to be struck by lightning,
Kakashi-sensei was right…
He really didn't know how to get closer to Sarada!
Kakashi took out "Intimacy Tactics" from his pocket,
This is an upgraded version of "Intimacy Paradise"!
[Jiraiya: "Isn't this the book I wrote..."]
[Orochimaru: "This plot makes me laugh... Konoha Village should just hurry up and die!!"]
[Uchiha Mikoto: "Sasuke, your teacher is a single dog himself... You're still listening to him?"]
[Uchiha Sasuke : "..."]
Kakashi's eyes curved into crescent shapes, looking very dodgy.
"How about it? Do you want to know the secret to getting closer to your daughter!"
Sasuke swallowed,
Kakashi directly dumbfounded Sasuke!
After Sasuke received "Intimacy Tactics",
He walked on the street,
Looking for Sarada,
But he ran into Shino Aburame…
Shino was holding a Kurama doll and interacting intimately…
I didn't expect a muscle man who is 1.8 meters tall to have this kind of perversion!
Seeing this scene,
The younger generation were directly dumbfounded.
[Uzumaki Boruto: "I didn't expect Shino-sensei to have a girlish heart..."]
[Uzumaki Himawari: "Ah! This is a Kurama limited edition doll!!!!"]
[Mitsuki: "I didn't expect Shino-sensei to like cute things..."]
[Yuino Iwabe: "Ah... I really didn't expect it!"]
[Izuno Wasabi: "Shino-sensei is usually very serious... But I didn't expect that he would actually..."]
[Shino Aburame : "Ahem..."]
Boruto era,
The younger generation burst out laughing,
When you imagine...
A muscular man who is 1 meter 8 tall has such a girlish heart…
He actually likes Kurama dolls!
"Wait a minute... Boruto, if I remember correctly, doesn't your sister like this doll very much?" Yuino Iwabe's eyes were surprised.
"Yes, I really didn't expect that this limited edition doll would be snatched by Shino-sensei..." Boruto's mouth twitched slightly.
[Kurama: "These aren't the point, I actually turned into a doll in the future?"]
Kurama was very angry,
He is a Tailed Beast!
The most powerful existence among the Nine Tailed Beasts,
But in the future...
He actually turned into a mascot for children?!
[Otsutsuki Hagoromo: "Hahaha... the Kurama doll in the picture is indeed cute!"]
Sasuke greeted Shino,
Then he began to ask how his daughter was doing at the ninja academy…
Shino answered truthfully.
Hearing about his daughter's dream,
Sasuke's eyes became complicated.
Becoming Hokage?
[Senju Tobirama: "Evil Uchiha... you are not allowed to become Hokage!"]
[Uchiha Madara: "@Senju Tobirama, Sarada wants to become Hokage, do you have a problem with that?"]
[Indra: "@Senju Tobirama, I heard that you have a problem with our Uchiha?"]
Senju Tobirama looked at the statements in the chat group, sweat flowing down his forehead…
He was immediately frightened…
One Uchiha Madara, one Indra, how could he fight them!
When you're under the eaves, you need to know how to bow!
[Senju Tobirama: "Ahem... I... It's okay!"]
[Senju Hashirama: "Hahaha, little brother, why did you suddenly change your mind?"]
[Senju Tobirama: "Big brother, get out of here!!!"]
Sasuke was walking on the street when he ran into Sarada.
Sarada felt very sorry for what happened just now…
She shouldn't have ignored her father…
Seeing that the father and daughter were about to get along warmly,
The audience watching the video were also relieved!
Sasuke looked at his daughter,
He remembered Kakashi's teachings to him earlier…
The picture gradually blurred:
"If you want to get closer to your daughter, the way you address her is very important. It's best to call her with a cute nickname!" Kakashi raised his finger, looking very serious,
"Think about it... When you call Naruto... you call him a big idiot, right? That seems very close, you can try calling your daughter that!"
The picture returned to the present,
Sasuke took a deep breath, and he stiffly said:
"Little peanut."
Sarada's eyes were dumbfounded
"You are my lovely little peanut..."
Sasuke said stiffly, speaking a little unnaturally.
Seeing this scene,
The audience watching the video didn't have the courage to keep watching.
[Uzumaki Nagato: "This video is so awkward to watch..."]
[Konan: "Sasuke saying 'little peanut' with a cold face... No matter how I look at it, it's so funny!"]
[Uzumaki Naruto: "Hahaha... Sasuke, you're killing me with laughter!!!"]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "Damn it Kakashi, what did you teach them!!!"]
[Hatake Kakashi: "..."]
Sarada looked at her father with a blank expression:
"I'm not a bean... Also, Dad, you haven't called me by my name all day, you haven't forgotten, have you?"
"What are you saying? Sarada," Sasuke said helplessly.
Seeing that he couldn't get along with his daughter,
Sasuke remembered Kakashi's teachings in his mind…
Kakashi-sensei said,
If you want to get closer to a girl…
The best way is to act spoiled towards her like a kitten!
[Uzumaki Naruto: "I can't take it anymore, I'm dying of laughter... Sasuke actually believes in these randomly taught things from Kakashi-sensei!"]
[Hatake Kakashi: "These aren't random teachings, I saw them in Jiraiya-sama's novel..."]
[Uchiha Sasuke: "I *your mother!!!!"]
Sasuke took off his cloak and put it on Sarada.
Unexpectedly, his daughter looked at Sasuke with a look of disgust,
Sasuke instantly suffered a critical hit, he took a big step back, his lips trembling.
Sarada picked up the cloak with one hand and handed it to Sasuke like this.
Sasuke took it with one hand.
"Dad is so annoying today..."
Sarada left unhappily,
Watching his shadow
Sasuke felt uncomfortable all over.
After all, he was a Six Paths–level powerhouse…
On the battlefield, he could kill anyone he disliked without hesitation!
And yet—
he had no idea how to get along with his own daughter.
For Sasuke…
Spending time with his daughter was about as difficult as fighting an Otsutsuki one-on-one…
No—this was far harder than facing an Otsutsuki!
Sasuke would rather fight these enemies to the death
than spend time with his daughter!
This was pure torture!!!
Sasuke's inner thoughts appeared across the sky screen,
and the entire ninja world burst into laughter!
[Uchiha Sasuke (Adult): "Kakashi, I'm going to kill you…"]
[Hatake Kakashi (Boruto era): "Don't come any closer!!!!"]
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