The journey across the Calm Belt was smooth—perhaps suspiciously so. The nine spirits within Jason hummed contentedly, their presence subtle now, well-integrated. The ship cut through waves with predatory grace, covering distance that would take ordinary vessels weeks in just days.
As the familiar blue waters of the East Blue appeared on the horizon, Jason felt something... different. The air carried echoes.
Something hit his ship he looked to the side and saw a barrel. He used black whip to get it on board.
Black whip shot out from Jason's finger, coiling around the floating barrel and yanking it onto the deck with a heavy *thud*. The wood was weathered, etched with strange symbols and soaked in sea water. Nine spirits hummed curiously within him. Jason approached the barrel—it was oversized, sealed tightly, and definitely wasn't ordinary cargo.
Something was rumbling inside.
A woman literally exploded out of the barrel, bouncing onto the deck with incredible energy.
She was absolutely stunning—obsidian-black hair flowing wildly, a red vest struggling desperately to contain absolutely massive breasts that bounced heavily with her movement. She wore tight jeans and boots, her figure impossibly curvy and voluptuous.
She looked around, spotting Jason instantly. "Whoa! Nice ship!"
"Who are you?" he asked (Luffy couldn't be a girl in this world Right?) he thought?
She grinned, standing up and brushing sea water from her vest—which did very little to hide her ample cleavage. "Name's Monkey D. Lilly! I was stuck in that barrel for like, two whole days!" She stretched her arms out, seemingly unbotherered by her near-drowning. Her dark eyes sparkled with an energy that felt oddly familiar.
Jason froze.
*Monkey D. Lilly.* The name hit him hard. In his old world, Monkey D. Luffy was the legendary rubber man—the Fifth Emperor, the boy who would become Pirate King. But here... Lilly was a girl. Same bloodline, same fiery determination, same ridiculous grin.
She tilted her head, studying Jason. "You got a weird face, Mister."
Jason stared at her, his mind racing. The energy signature, the grin, the sheer chaotic presence—it was undeniably Luffy, just female. Lilly stretched her arms again, her rubber limbs extending comically before snapping back.
"Hello? Earth to weird-face!" Lilly waved a hand in front of Jason, her massive chest bouncing with the motion.
"My name isn't weird face. It's Jason."
"Jason, huh?" Lilly echoed, her grin widening. "That's a weird name too, but whatever." She looked around the deck again, her eyes lingering on the ship's cannons and reinforced hull. "This is a sweet ride. You a pirate?"
"Why are you asking?"
"Cuz I am!" Lilly declared, throwing her arms wide—which caused a rather impressive jiggle of her chest. "The future Pirate King! And I need a crew, then a ship, then—" She stopped mid-rant, her eyes scanning the vessel. "Wait. Is this ship... yours?"
Jason nodded slowly.
"Well then!" Lilly beamed, practically vibrating with excitement. She suddenly threw her arms around Jason's neck in a bone-crushing rubber hug, pressing her ample chest tightly against him. "I call dibs! You can be my first crewmate!"
She pulled back, stretching her face comically. "I'm captain! Okay? Okay! Where are we going first?"
"Wait, why are you captain."
"Because I'm gonna be the Pirate King!" Lilly stated, like it was the most obvious thing in the universe. "That means I gotta be Captain. Duh." She poked Jason's chest enthusiastically. "I started the crew, I pick the crew, I make the decisions. That's how pirate crews work!"
She grinned, bouncing heavily. "First mate. That's you."
"and why do you keep calling yourself? The future pirate King shouldn't it be queen."
Lilly froze, her brain clearly buffering as she processed the question. She tapped her chin, stretching her cheek comically. "Pirate... Queen?" She repeated it, testing the word, before scrunching her nose up in immediate disgust.
"Nah! That sounds boring! And royal! And fancy!" She punched her palm. "I'm gonna be King! King sounds cooler!"
"How about we be co-captains."
Lilly blinked, staring at Jason as if he'd just suggested the sea was made of juice. "Co-captains?" She repeated the phrase, stretching her mouth sideways. She popped her rubber cheek. "You mean... like... equals?"
She squinted, seemingly weighing the option against her dream of absolute supremacy. Finally, she grinned and slapped Jason's shoulder. "Deal!"
"But!" Lilly added quickly, wagging a finger at him. Her massive chest jiggled dangerously with the gesture. "That means we gotta agree on everything! And I don't wanna agree on everything, cuz I'm usually right!"
She turned toward the railing, peering out at the East Blue waves. "So, Co-Captain Jason—where are we heading?"
before he could answer and explosion went off as a cannonball hit the waters nearby They look over and see a pirate ship attacking a cruise ship.
"Holy rubber!" Lilly gasped, her eyes widening as she saw the pirate ship unleashing cannonfire upon the defenseless cruise liner. Passengers screamed and ran about deck, trying to avoid the hailing projectiles.
"Wanna go help them."
"HELL YEAH!" Lilly whooped, her body practically vibrating with excitement and adrenaline. She grabbed Jason's arm with one hand and pointed towards the distressed cruise ship with the other. "Let's go kick some pirate ass! Co-Captain style!"
he picked her up Bridal style and flew over to their ship.
Lilly laughed wildly as Jason flew them towards the pirate vessel, her massive breasts bouncing violently against his chest. She was loving every second of this dramatic entrance. As they approached, she spotted the pirate captain shouting orders on the deck below.
"Alvida!" Jason recognized the oversized woman instantly, her iron club resting menacingly on her shoulder. She hadn't changed in the slightest since his old world—still grotesquely large, still convinced of her own beauty.
Lilly, however, just pointed down at the intimidating woman and cackled. "Whoa! Giant lady!" She grinned at Jason.
Alvida spun around with surprising speed for a woman of her size, her iron club smashing into the deck as she glared upward. Her eyes widened as she saw Jason hovering in the air holding Lilly.
"Who dares interrupt the beautiful Alvida?!" she shrieked, her face twisting in rage.
Lilly looked down, waved enthusiastically, and shouted, "HEY!"
"YOU!" Alvida roared, pointing her club at Lilly, though she clearly had no idea who this rubber girl was. "And you, flying freak! This is MY sea! MY prey! I'll crush you both with my beauty!" She took a swing at the air, missing completely.
Lilly's eyes sparkled with absolute delight. "Beauty? You look like a whale!"
Alvida's face turned beet red with rage. "WHAT DID YOU SAY, YOU INSULTING BART?!" She screamed, her voice echoing across the sea. "I AM ALVIDA, THE MOST BEAUTIFUL WOMAN IN THE WORLD!"
Lilly landed gracefully on the deck, her web powers immediately going into overdrive. She started weaving webs around the confused pirates, trapping them effortlessly. Jason followed behind her using just a fraction of his One For All power to take out any remaining resistance with ease.
Pirates flew in every direction as Jason utilized minimal effort, sending men tumbling across the deck with light taps that felt like sledgehammers. Meanwhile, Lilly was having the time of her life, swinging around the mast and cocooning terrified crew members in thick, unbreakable webs.
In seconds, the entire pirate crew was incapacitated. Only Alvida remained, shaking with rage.
Jason went in front of her and flicked her in the face sending her into the ship Alvida slowly rose from the debris, her eyes now glowing with a strange dark energy. In her massive hand, she clutched a misshapen, rotten-looking fruit covered in black spiraling patterns. Jason's eyes narrowed—he knew exactly what this was.
"The Devil Fruit," Alvida hissed, her voice cracking ominously. "I've been saving it for someone worthy."
Jason watched in fascination—and a little horror—as the grotesque transformation took place. Thick, heavy layers of fat literally slid off Alvida's body like melting butter, pooling onto the deck. Within moments, the obese woman was gone, replaced by a stunning, slender figure with pale, flawless skin.
Her dress collapsed around her new, petite frame, leaving her nearly naked.
Alvida stood naked except for the shreds of her former clothing, perfectly proportioned and breathtakingly beautiful. She ran her hands over her new body, a satisfied smile spreading across her lips. "Perfection," she purred. "My beauty is finally realized."
Then her eyes locked on Jason and Lilly. "Now, I will crush you both with my new power!"
Alvida's perfectly smooth skin caused disaster—she hit the deck face-first with a pathetic splat. Her body was so frictionless that nothing could grip anymore. She tried to stand but immediately slipped again.
"W-what is happening?!" she shrieked, her voice still elegant but now filled with panic. Her smooth body slid helplessly across the deck, legs kicking wildly.
Feeling a little too bad for her Jason use black whip to hold her in place. " so you didn't know what kind of devil food you were eating did you?"
"N-No!" Alvida sobbed, dangling helplessly in the black tendrils. Her incredibly smooth, frictionless body made it impossible for her to gain any traction. She looked absolutely gorgeous now—a slender, flawless goddess—but totally helpless. "It looked... rare! Powerful! I didn't know it would make me slippery!" She slid uselessly against his black whip bindings.
it's called the smooth, smooth fruit as you can probably guess it gives you the ability to lose weight and be slippery. This also means to traditional weapons like swords will Slide off you.
"Smooth... Smooth Fruit?" Alvida tested the name softly, her eyes widening. "So, I'm basically... untouchable now? Nothing can hurt me or hold me?" She wiggled experimentally, her smooth body sliding sinuously against the black whip.
"Not exactly." He applied hockey to his black lips, making her hold in place
"Oh!" Alvida's voice jumped an octave as the hardening effect made the black whips grip her properly. For the first time since eating the fruit, she couldn't slide free. She dangled helplessly in the hardened tendrils, completely immobilized.
"W-what's this?!" Her smooth body squirmed against the unyielding bindings.
"It's called haki the only thing that can stop, a devil fruit user."
"Haki...?" She murmured, her eyes locked onto Jason's intense gaze. "So, you're saying... only someone with this 'Haki' can actually hurt me or hold me now?" Her smooth body shuddered slightly at the implications. "And you have it..."
"yes, and since I have you here, I want to ask you something do you want to join our crew? " He said, looking at Lilly to see if she would mind.
Lilly bounced over from the deck where she had finished cocooning the last pirate. She stretched her arms upward, her chest heaving noticeably. "Ooh, a new crewmate? Can we keep her, Jason?" She tilted her head, examining Alvida's new appearance with wide eyes.
"Join... your crew?" Alvida's eyes widened in disbelief.
"I AM Alvida! I don't join anyone! The whole sea fears MY name!" She tried to protest weakly, her voice losing conviction as she still hung helpless in his Haki-imbued bindings. "Besides... I literally can't grip a damn thing now. What use am I?"
Lilly bounced closer. "That's why you need us!"
"Oh? And what could I possibly do?" Alvida scoffed, though curiosity flickered in her eyes.
Lilly giggled, grabbing Jason's arm. "Maybe she can be the ship's figurehead? She's pretty now!"
Alvida's face flushed. "I AM NOT A DECORATION, YOU RUBBER FREAK!"
Jason chuckled.
"How about this join our crew and I'll teach you how to handle your devil food and maybe teach you some haki How does that sound?"
Alvida froze. Her smooth lips parted slightly, processing the offer. Haki? The legendary ability that could bypass Devil Fruit powers? That was something even experienced pirates rarely mastered. And learn to control this slippery power instead of being at its mercy?
She glanced at Lilly—who was picking her nose casually—then back at Jason. Her pride warred with her desperation. "You'd actually teach me that?" she asked softly, her voice nearly a whisper. The idea of learning Haki was tantalizing—it would mean true power, true control. No longer would she be at the mercy of her slippery new body.
"Yes."
Alvida swallowed hard, her face unreadable. "Fine," she blurted out, her pride struggling with the acceptance. "I'll join. But only because I can't control this fruit without help." She crossed her arms—or tried to, her slick arms sliding against her body's frictionless surface. "Don't think this means I'll take orders!"
fine he went over to Lily and grabbed her and turned back towards their ship, but as he turned, he saw his ship was moving away, and he saw a figure moving it