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Inside the luxurious, expansive rest area of Heaven on Earth, the air was incredibly crisp and refreshing. The heavy, industrial air conditioning units hummed steadily, perfectly keeping the ambient temperature exactly at a highly comfortable 25 degrees Celsius.
However, despite the freezing cool air, the massive group of traumatized Youkai who had been violently, aggressively drilled by Yuuka Kazami all morning lay completely sprawled out across the plush leather sofas and tatami mats, entirely playing dead. Their chests heaved, and their muscles violently twitched with lactic acid. In the absolute center of the misery, Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya Houraisan were completely, entirely drenched in a thick layer of nervous, exhausted sweat.
"After organizational discussion, it has been decided that the first leg of the Stardew Valley Relay Race and the ignition ceremony will be entrusted to you, Sage of Youkai. Whether it's establishing the Great Barrier or managing and maintaining Gensokyo over the years, you are the most suitable person to appear first at the opening ceremony, symbolizing Gensokyo's continued vitality and setting a good example for the youkai."
"As for the second leg, it will be handed to Princess Kaguya. As a former Moon Princess, your taking over from Yakumo Yukari also carries symbolic meaning, representing the terrestrial youkai and their former enemies turning swords into plowshares, moving forward, and connecting the past and future, symbolizing Eientei's complete integration into Gensokyo. Eientei is no longer the Eientei of the Lunar Capital, but the Eientei of Gensokyo."
Yuuka Kazami, Eirin Yagokoro, and Leo—whose shoulders were currently, violently twitching from holding back a massive burst of laughter—sat imposingly directly in front of the two exhausted women like a terrifying, bureaucratic tribunal.
Eirin Yagokoro, aggressively stifling a massive laugh of her own, completely flawlessly announced the 'Organizing Committee's' official decision with a terrifying, stoic poker face. Little Brother Leo, despite his entirely usual, lazy low profile, was actually incredibly, terrifyingly adept exactly at spinning massive, high-pressure corporate rhetoric and political doublespeak!
It was completely, incredibly obvious that this was strictly a massive, high-pressure training regimen maliciously designed entirely by Yuuka Kazami exactly to aggressively force the lazy Yukari Yakumo and the shut-in Princess to entirely, physically take things seriously. Yet, Leo had miraculously, aggressively managed completely to spin it exactly as representing the absolute, political future entirely of Gensokyo itself, completely even linking it heavily to the massive diplomatic relations exactly with the Lunar Capital!
Exactly after completely being hit by this massive barrage of absolute political and historical weight, even she, standing entirely in her high, ancient position, completely felt exactly that if they magically messed this massive opening ceremony up, they'd completely have to violently commit seppuku in minutes to apologize to their ancestors!
Yukari Yakumo's pale, sweaty forehead was absolutely, entirely already beading exactly with massive drops of freezing cold sweat. Completely even exactly with her ancient, brilliant brain gradually smoothing and completely rounding entirely out due exactly to her lazy, comfortable retirement on the farm, she could completely, mathematically tell exactly how much massive, crushing political responsibility Eirin Yagokoro's heavy words had violently placed completely on her weak shoulders.
Kaguya Houraisan, violently lying exactly like a dead corpse completely beside her, was entirely, tragically in the exact same sinking boat. Absolutely no matter exactly how much she completely slacked off or entirely stayed cooped up in a dark room playing video games, exactly as a royal Moon Princess, she entirely still possessed basic, terrifying political acumen.
If they aggressively, publicly messed this massive event up, violently sacrificing the two of them entirely to appease the masses wouldn't be completely excessive!
"I think I need some special training now."
"Me too."
Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya exchanged wide, terrified glances, then completely, violently climbed exactly out of the soft bed, their shaking eyes incredibly resolute exactly as if they were bravely joining a massive, suicidal vanguard party, exuding an incredibly thick aura entirely of righteous, tragic solemnity! Exactly with things brutally said completely to this massive, political extent, exactly what else completely could they physically do absolutely but heavily train?!
"Very good, there's still hope for you two with this resolve. Let's go. From now until the competition begins, you two will train with me in that open space the Little Fairies recently found. It's very spacious and undisturbed, perfect for devilish, hellish, inhuman, and unfilial training."
Seeing Yuuka Kazami's incredibly sadistic, bloodthirsty smile completely bloom on her face, the tiny, fragile sliver of fake courage that had completely just miraculously risen exactly in Yukari Yakumo and Kaguya instantly, violently vanished entirely into the void!
Exactly what on earth did that terrifying, massive long string completely of bizarre, violent training names physically mean?! It sounded exactly, absolutely like she entirely didn't logically intend completely to treat them exactly as biological human beings anymore!
Silently watching the two tragic martyrs violently, shakily leave Heaven on Earth completely behind the terrifying Yuuka, the absolute rest of the Youkai in the room aggressively breathed a massive, collective sigh completely of absolute relief. Exactly as long exactly as this massive, terrifying burden completely didn't violently fall exactly on them, they entirely could peacefully sleep...
"As for the rest of you, I've also arranged some tasks."
Eirin Yagokoro's cold, clinical voice completely carried a massive, terrifying hint entirely of absolute schadenfreude. She was currently, aggressively swamped completely with thousands of pages of medical examinations, so exactly how on earth could she completely, peacefully let this massive group entirely off easy?! She had completely even aggressively, selflessly sent her own precious Princess Kaguya violently away to suffer, so entirely now absolutely no one could logically accuse her exactly of playing favoritism!
"Marisa, when the competition starts, go back to Gensokyo and bring Alice. I've signed her up for the handicraft competition."
Eirin Yagokoro aggressively began entirely calling exactly out names from her strict clipboard. Leo completely stood up, happily handing exactly out the massive stack of registration forms exactly one by entirely one. Absolutely no one was completely getting entirely out exactly of this Stardew Valley Friendship Match! Completely besides the massive, grueling relay race, this lazy group completely also entirely had to forcefully participate exactly in the completely other "fun" events.
"Yuyuko, you... uh, just take it easy during the eating contest. Don't make the little Uma Musume burst."
Yuyuko Saigyouji's dull eyes completely, violently lit exactly up with the massive intensity of a supernova, and she completely, violently nodded her head obediently, drool already actively pooling exactly at the corner of her ghost lips.
"For the singing competition... go get Mystia. Doesn't she always want to hold a concert? Let's fulfill her wish this once."
Leo completely also generously gave this specific registration form entirely to Marisa completely to safely take entirely back to Gensokyo, though he completely, silently mourned entirely for the poor night sparrow Mystia Lorelei. The elite Uma Musume completely had massive, heavily choreographed, professional idol stage performances exactly after their massive races, and they were entirely all absolute, terrifyingly trained vocal and dancing experts! He heavily hoped the fragile Mystia completely wouldn't entirely become aggressively, socially withdrawn exactly then.
"The fishing competition is up to you, Little Cat. This fishing competition is about who can catch the Summer Fish King first. Don't disgrace us."
"Okay, meow, understood, meow."
Chen, who had completely, tragically been entirely flattened exactly into a tired cat pancake on the floor, immediately violently sprang entirely up exactly like a coiled spring entirely upon entirely hearing her name, completely full of vibrating, feline energy!
"Kazami Yuuka and I won't participate in the fighting competition; it would be too much bullying. Meiling, you go. Focus on guiding, don't let them lose too badly."
"For the remaining competitions, I won't designate anyone. The registration forms are here; whoever wants to sign up can take one. I hope everyone participates. Afterward, I will allocate next year's activity funds based on your participation. I might not remember who participated, but as for who didn't..."
Seeing entirely that it was completely almost exactly time, Eirin Yagokoro aggressively stopped assigning lazy people and completely got heavily up exactly to return entirely to the town clinic completely to aggressively prepare entirely for the massive physical examinations. She was entirely a bit politically uneasy completely leaving the timid Reisen entirely alone completely with the horse girls.
Inside the Town Clinic
"Come on~~ everyone, rinse your mouths first. We'll start with a simple oral examination. I'll handle the visible checks, and when Master returns later, she'll handle the more detailed internal examinations."
Seeing exactly that the scheduled time was completely almost entirely up and her terrifying Master completely hadn't actively returned yet, Reisen entirely had absolutely no other choice completely but to nervously put exactly on her crisp white coat and completely begin the preliminary physical examinations exactly on her own, her rabbit ears twitching anxiously.
"Has it started? You go ahead; I'll look at the case files."
Aggressively pushing the glass doors open and returning completely to the clinic, Eirin Yagokoro heavily nodded entirely in strict satisfaction completely upon seeing Reisen had completely already started the basic oral examinations. She clinically glanced entirely at the massive row of completely, obediently seated Uma Musume and entirely sat exactly at the front reception desk, heavily looking entirely through the massive stack of confidential case files completely on the table.
Symboli Rudolf, Air Groove, and Hayakawa Tazuna nervously, silently watched Eirin Yagokoro's exact facial expression completely from the corner of the room, holding their collective breath. They violently breathed a slight, massive sigh entirely of absolute relief exactly when they completely saw her beautiful, flawless face entirely remain entirely relaxed, completely without exactly the massive, heavy look entirely of a doctor frantically examining a complex, difficult, incurable terminal illness. It logically seemed this legendary divine doctor completely wasn't mathematically stumped entirely by the complex case files at all!
Eirin Yagokoro started aggressively reading incredibly carefully exactly at first, completely treating the medical data with absolute, professional respect. But exactly after a few massive files, her ancient eyebrows violently twitched in disbelief, and the exact speed at which she completely, violently flipped entirely through the thick paper files aggressively began completely to accelerate!
Flip. Flip... Flip-flip-flip-flip!
The massive, thumping heartbeats exactly of the tense trio completely in the corner also aggressively quickened completely in terror entirely with Eirin Yagokoro's incredibly increasing reading speed!
Towards the absolute massive end of the stack, Eirin Yagokoro was completely, entirely too incredibly lazy completely to even physically read the massive, overly-complex preliminary condition analysis text, aggressively, violently directly flipping entirely exactly to the strict medical conclusion! She completely only briefly, clinically looked exactly at the absolute last massive page entirely of exactly each case file, and completely soon, absolutely all the massive, representative tragic case files Hayakawa Tazuna had heavily brought were entirely, completely reviewed.
They were literally just basic micro-fractures, torn ligaments, and incredibly simple cartilage erosion! Completely, embarrassingly basic, primitive mechanical wear-and-tear! Was the modern medical technology of that world genuinely this completely, pathetically backward?!
"Someone come."
Eirin Yagokoro entirely, smoothly put exactly on her pristine, white latex surgical gloves and completely casually, lazily called out entirely into the room. She had completely, mostly aggressively reviewed exactly these massive case files; entirely now she completely just scientifically needed exactly to actively verify the physical data on a live specimen.
"I'm here, Doctor Yagokoro, what are your orders?"
SWOOSH!
Hayakawa Tazuna was completely the absolute first exactly to aggressively rush entirely over, moving entirely at supersonic speed completely to arrive flawlessly in front of the desk—a completely flawless, perfect 'gate break' reaction time! (Just so you completely know, President Rudolf, you've entirely been massively slacking completely off lately!)
"You won't do. Your body is special. Get someone else."
Eirin Yagokoro clinically, coldly glanced entirely at the smiling Hayakawa Tazuna exactly with her piercing, X-ray-like Lunar vision. She completely, scientifically wanted exactly a living, biological, flesh-and-blood Uma Musume completely to medically examine! Exactly why on earth was a massive, magical, artificial avatar of a literal god of faith aggressively joining completely in the fun?!
Your current, completely magically reconstructed body is mathematically, physically entirely better exactly than Kanako Yasaka's; completely, exactly at least you entirely don't aggressively drink heavy alcohol exactly all day—that massive Moriya god is a literal, complete drunkard!