Chapter 1: This Casual?2:30 AM."Hmm?""In the world of One Piece, I am Roger's childhood friend.""The title is not bad, let's take a look."... "No way, dying from sudden death and transmigrating just by watching an episode of anime? Who would believe that!""Anyway, I don't belie—"... "Hmm? Wasn't I reading a novel? Did I fall asleep??"His consciousness gradually returned, and Satoruopened his eyes. But the moment he did, the piercing sunlight was almost literally 'piercing his eyes.'"Holy crap, who threw a flashbang!!!""My eyes! My eyes!!""Please remain quiet!"Satoru was covering his eyes and 'healing' himself by shouting, when suddenly a strange voice popped up.It sounded as if it were speaking inside his mind; in fact, it really was speaking inside his mind."Who!?"Satoru asked immediately without opening his eyes. If that 'flashbang' happened again— "Damn it!" Are flashbangs free or something?While Satoru was wondering, a voice rang in his ears, answering his question."I am Management System No. 000.""I am the system that manages all systems."A cold mechanical voice appeared and introduced itself.Although Satoru still didn't quite understand, he understood some words, like..."System?""So, I've transmigrated?""Where? What world is this??"Satoru didn't expect that one second he was complaining about transmigration, and the next second he actually transmigrated.What do you call this?? Complaining is risky, watch what you say!??"This is the world of 'One Piece.' The protagonist is Monkey D. Luffy.""Didn't you say you didn't believe in transmigration?""You believe it now, right?"It was still the mechanical voice, but the system's tone carried a bit of, 'You brat dared to question me? If I say you're transmigrating, you're transmigrating' vibe.Satoru was stunned. "So you really sent me here just because I made a comment??? Just like that???"The system did not answer."Setting that aside, does this mean I can't go back?"Since the system didn't answer, Satoru asked again."Unless something unexpected happens, yes."The system answered this sentence quite bluntly.It was blunt, but Satoru was speechless. In his heart, he thanked its ancestors for eighteen generations, though it might not have any... Since that was the case, Satoru could only comfort himself by making the best of it. Otherwise, what else could he do?He was an orphan in his own world with nothing to miss, so he might as well relax and accept his fate of transmigration.He couldn't accept it at first, but after a moment he did, and a moment later he was even a little excited. After all, he loved watching One Piece."Well, since you're the one who brought me here, are you my cheat?""What did you say your system was called just now, some kind of management system?""Ugly people sure have beautiful dreams.""I am the system that manages all systems. If I were to become your system and serve you alone, wouldn't everything fall into chaos!"The system's cold voice responded with a hint of mockery.Really, Satoru really wanted the ability to reach through the screen and slap that 'person' on the other side."Then what? You brought me here and just plan to pat your butt and leave?"Satoru asked. Pulling up your pants and leaving after you're done, have some damn morals."..."Silence. A long three seconds of silence.It was as if Satoru had guessed the system's thoughts."You wouldn't fucking...""Of course not!!""I will randomly draw three abilities for you so that you can survive in the world of One Piece."The system immediately retorted. How could I be that kind of person! What needs to be given will be given."Three abilities?""What abilities?""I said they're random, so why are you asking!""..."Satoru now strongly agreed that AI should not have emotions. He couldn't win the argument, completely couldn't win... "Ahem! Alright, beginning the ability draw now."The system coughed and officially began drawing abilities. Who knows why a system would cough.In an instant, golden light overflowed. Who knows how Satoru felt it with his eyes closed, but it just popped up in his mind like a dream."Three golden lights?""Is this a good drop? A Golden Legend?"Satoru talked to himself. The system ignored him, but the next second, Satoru spat out a mouthful of blood—literally, a physical mouthful of blood."Congratulations on obtaining the ability: 'Weak and Sickly' (Initial Fragmented Version)!"The system's mechanical announcement rang out. Satoru felt as if a boulder had been smashed against his chest. He spat out a mouthful of blood that met the sunlight.Satoru was so exhausted he didn't even have the strength to curse the system.This is your fucking gold? This is your fucking ability? You can fucking keep this ability for yourself!!!"Also, what do you mean by fragmented version?? Even 'Weak and Sickly' has a fragmented version? Then the complete version would just take me straight to the grave?"Satoru cursed three times in his heart. Adding the question about the version, the system was displeased."I told you not to ask! All you need to know is that the abilities given to you won't harm you!""Stop interrupting me!""Congratulations on obtaining the Devil Fruit: Paramecia-type Replication Fruit.""This fruit allows the user to replicate the Devil Fruitabilities and techniques of others.""This fruit also has its true name. After awakening, it will res... restore its tr... true... na... name... as... as... BEEP—"The second draw was a devil fruit; this was a local power at least.But as the system spoke, it was like a bad phone signal. The sentences were intermittent, and finally, it ended with a continuous beep."What the hell?"Satoru was completely confused. What happened? Did you get a virus?But in the next second, a sense of weightlessness suddenly hit him, and Satoru went into a free fall.This time, he couldn't keep his eyes closed.Satoru snapped his eyes open.It turned out Satoru had been lying in mid-air just now. Now, what met his eyes were blue skies and white clouds. The sun was playing hide-and-seek behind the clouds, and the clouds flowed slowly like a sea of white.It was beautiful, if only Satoru weren't currently in a free fall!"Holy mother of—!!!"A loud shout expressed Satoru's feelings, just like the feeling of an ice cream falling on the ground before you even got a chance to eat it.Stopped🔊 Browser
Chapter 2: Garp, Luffy"Squawk!"I am a News Coo.Business is good today; I've sold a lot of newspapers, and the weather is clear. It's truly a wonderful day.Once I'm off work, I must go to the pier and get some fries! That is the pursuit of a bird's life."I'm a little paperboy...""Bang!"You can never predict whether tomorrow or an accident will come first, but one thing was certain: the chances of getting those fries were slim to none.News Coo: "Squawk!!!!!!!"Satoru: "Ah!!!!!!!"...In the forest, Garp and his grandson Luffy were walking along the path.The elder was picking his nose with his pinky, and the younger was also picking his nose with his pinky. Hmm, they really looked like grandfather and grandson."Grandpa, you're a liar!""Didn't you say there was good food in the forest!""You kicked me off a cliff! Fought against wild boars! And that tiger, it was so huge!!"This was Luffy's accusation.Before handing Luffy over to Dadan, Garp's training of Luffy clearly showed they were grandfather and grandson.He forcefully trained Life Return into a passive ability, not to mention Luffy's willpower, which was strong enough to shock Kaido and Big Mom.Why isn't he afraid of fire? Because his willpower is strong!"Hahaha!""You brat! Just tell me if the wild boar meat was delicious or not!""And what about that tiger? When Grandpa was your age, I used to ride them for fun!"[Image]Garp replied with a laugh. He wasn't lying; he had been the terror of this forest when he was a child.Thinking of the wild boar meat, Luffy began to salivate. Say what you want, but it was truly delicious."Ride a tiger when you were my age? Grandpa, you're lying again!"Luffy didn't believe Garp's childhood feat, but after he spoke, Garp didn't react. Little Luffy looked up.The old man was already sleeping standing up with a snot bubble coming out of his nose.Little Luffy was used to this "habit" of Garp's.Just wake him up; if he doesn't wake up, pop the snot bubble.But before he could make a sound, he vaguely heard shouting from the sky."What's that noise?"Luffy looked up and saw a person falling from the sky with a News Coo on his back."Ah!!""Squawk!!""Clang!!!!"It landed accurately on Garp's head. The "sound of a skull ringing" indicated that Garp had a sturdy head....Sleeping on the road, someone falls from the sky.Garp was sleeping soundly when he was struck, his eyeball bulging out. Satoru and the News Coorolled down from his head to the front."Who dares to ambush me!"Garp was awakened by the blow and immediately became alert. Daring to ambush him in front of his grandson? Do they think his fists aren't hard enough!But he didn't see an "assassin"; instead, he saw two creatures in front of him.A child and a News Coo. Both had spirals in their eyes; they were likely unconscious."Grandpa, they suddenly fell from the sky and hit you."Little Luffy kindly reminded him.Garp nodded. "How did this kid fall from the sky?"..."Ugh..."Satoru slowly opened his eyes. His vision gradually shifted from blurry to clear. What met his eyes was a wooden ceiling."Where is this?"The standard line after waking up from a coma.Satoru felt his body was incredibly heavy, as if a stone were pressing down on it; it didn't even feel like his own. Moving his body with difficulty caused agonizing pain, as if he were falling apart.He used all his strength to lift his hands, only to see them wrapped in bandages.He slightly turned his head to look around. The room's layout was very simple: a bed, a nightstand by the bed, and a clock on the opposite wall. Other than that, there was nothing else."Which kind soul saved me?"Turning his head back, Satoru stared at the ceiling again. With nothing to do and still lying in bed, it was the perfect time to contemplate life."That idiotic system!"Before he could even contemplate life, the voice of that unusual system echoed in his mind, and Satoruwas so angry his teeth ached."It stopped halfway through!!""Frail and sickly, I really f***ing thank you!""Replication Fruit? If it can replicate others' skills, abilities, and even Devil Fruit Abilities, then this skill is heaven-defying.""And, true name? Could this fruit be the same as Luffy's Rubber-Rubber Fruit?""The most f***ing important thing is, what is the third ability!!!"For someone with OCD like Satoru, having someone run off after saying half a sentence or having information cut off halfway was absolutely terrible.He tried calling the system in his mind a few times, but his voice was like a "stone sinking into the ocean"; there was no reply at all."It seems that guy was really attacked by a virus.""...Trash!""I hope It will appear later to tell me what the third ability is."Satoru prayed. He was very persistent; if he didn't know what this third ability was, he feared he wouldn't be able to rest in peace even in death."Forget it, let's sleep for a while. Moving right now is painful, I'll see if anyone is around when I wake up."Muttering to himself, Satoru then closed his eyes. But his eyes were like a switch; as soon as he closed them, he heard a "Bang!"The room door was kicked open, the momentum like someone coming to collect a debt.Satoru was startled and immediately opened his eyes, not caring about the pain, and turned to look.An old man and a young boy appeared in his line of sight.Although Satoru couldn't be considered a die-hard fan of "One Piece," if he didn't recognize Luffy and Garp, was he watching "King of Mountain Bandits
