3 months before the entrance exam to UA, it was Halloween Day, the festival of monsters, fear and candy...
Izuku received permission from his mother to go to the Halloween festival with azula, Lisa and akane and then go home to watch a horror movie and eat all the candy they had collected.
So, after 14 hours of festival and candy collection, they returned to the Trinity X building with their costumes on their backs and big tired smiles on their lips.
"Wait! We should invite our neighbor!" smiled azula as she raised her fist while everyone else nodded happily, especially izuku.
Lisa, in her ultra-detailed Michael Meyers costume, knocked on X's door who came out, dressed in his pajamas like saitama from One Punch Man and a very sleepy look on his face. His black hair was messy, and his glasses were askew.
"Good evening sir! Candy or a spell?" Lisa asked candidly despite her creepy costume. She drew her knife towards him and X stepped back slightly.
"be careful Lisa... It's a real knife there, isn't it?" asked X, rubbing his eyes.
"Oh! I thought it was a plastic knife!" laughed Lisa as X looked at her impassively.
Izuku arrived behind Lisa, disguised as a ghost.
"Good evening sir! I hope we won't bother you, we wanted to invite you to spend the evening with us," said izuku with eyes sparkling with joy.
"Well... I don't see why I would refuse," said X with a serene smile.
Izuku and Lisa exchanged a joyful look.
A few minutes later, X went back to our heroines and saw them sitting in front of the TV with lots of candy, popcorns and other appetizers.
"Hi sir! Sit down!" smiles Azula with a movement of her arms towards the large soft sofa.
"We're debating which movies to watch, there's no way Lisa chooses, otherwise we'll be traumatized for life," Akane said stoically as she pedied herself on a pink beanbag.
"Personally, I don't like horror movies" Izuku said slightly shaking with fear.
"I say we should watch...", Lisa began before being interrupted by X.
"What if I told you a story instead?" asked X with a small smile as he sat down.
"Like in the old days? The age of the dinosaurs?" said azula, tilting her head to the side with a silly look.
"We can say that..." X said with a nervous smile.
"I guess it's original... I'm in," smiles akane as She blows on her nail polish.
"As long as it's violent and filled with dead people with guts and bodily fluids, I'm in!" Lisa smiled adorably as she pulled up her large glasses and waved her blonde curls.
Everyone looked at her with tense smiles and Akane sighed in despair.
"X is going to tell us a story, it's so good! It's going to be incredible, I have to take my notebook to analyze every sentence, every word, every semantic instance!" Izuku thought to himself in his mind, stirring with fanboy joy!
"At the same time, Amira wanted me to tell a story in this chapter, so... Well, here we go," X thought to himself as he made himself comfortable, while the young people were hanging on his lips.
"So, it all started in Musutafu on Halloween, it was last year...."
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X's voice :
Izuku Midoriya had invited his foreign correspondents to come and spend a few weeks with him and take the opportunity to celebrate Halloween all together.
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"I am the hero of your story?! It's amazing, oh my god!" smiled Izuku as he squirmed in his chair.
"Why are you so happy about this?" laughed Akane as she drank a milkshake.
"Let's continue, I want to know too much about the rest!" said Lisa excitedly.
Azula scratched her head as she nodded and X continued his story.
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X's voice :
Izuku's foreign correspondents were all Americans. First there was Idriss Kobe, an African-American, sympathetic and intelligent. Then, jelly belly, an obese, blonde girl with a strong character and finally her brother, a tall blond with blue eyes called Romeo Taylor.
That night, they were chatting in the living room in front of a table filled with candy and horror comics. There were only the three of them at home because izuku's mother had gone out to a friend's house.
Izuku took the opportunity to tell them about a villain who attacked on Halloween and wore a ghostface mask, a very prolific serial killer who killed specific targets while yelling "For 2016!!".
"Are we in a Scary Movie at your place now?" asked Jelly, chewing gum.
"and why he screams" for 2016!! "by killing his victims?" Idriss asked in confusion.
"It seems that it's due to a tweet published in 2016, the killer wants to kill anyone who has a problematic behavior: sexist, homophobic, anti-ecological etc..." Said izuku with extreme seriousness.
"Wait, your killer is woke? I hope he eats a lot of wok veggies to do that," Romeo says with a smirk, hoping someone laughs at his questionable pun.
No one is laughing...
The others stared at him with an impassive look on their faces, and Jelly breathed wearily.
You could even hear a fly flying...
"Uh... It's just that I wanted... Uh... "To make the joke with the word 'woke' that we know and the Chinese dish," Romeo tempted, sweating deeply.
"What is certain is that we are safe at home! There won't be any ghostfaces who will come here breaking down the door with a big knife!" said Idriss with a reassuring smile.
But.....!!!!!
BAMMMM!! BAMMMM!! KRRRRRHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
The door was broken down!!
The killer disguised as Ghostface appeared with a large knife raised towards them!
"HAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!"
Izuku and his friends fled as the serial killer chased them in a murderous frenzy!
They took refuge in the guest room and Jelly closed the door fivefold!
"What the fuck is that?!?!?" Jelly exploded.
"We're going to die, we're going to die, we're going to die !!!" cried Izuku, shaking Romeo like a plum tree.
"Calm down, Midoriya!!" cried Romeo.
"Wait..." Jelly began. "Where is Idriss?"
A heavy silence settled, only disturbed by the panting of the trio.
"We must... We have to go and save him," Izuku said in panic.
"Wait Midoriya, it's safer to stay here... Idriss is smart, he's going to get through this, now you have to call the police or the heroes" said Romeo with a trembling but confident smile as he squeezed Izuku's shoulder.
Meanwhile, Idriss fled as best he could against the villain. It was pitch black and their footsteps echoed frantically in The Musutafu Woods.
Idriss fell while stumbling with a root and the killer raised his knife!
"It's not cool! Why is it the black guy on the team who always dies first?!" Idriss screamed, crying.
The killer stopped immediately!
"Wait, but you're a black guy?" he asked in confusion.
"Uh... Yes"
"But fucking shit! I couldn't see anything with the night and the mask! But it will be racist if I kill you first!" he says, taking his head in his hands. He then helped Idriss to his feet.
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"What?!?! No bloody murders?!?" Lisa whined.
"Shhh..." Everyone said as X took over the story.
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X's voice:
"Thank you and don't worry, I'm already glad I didn't die first and... And well, he's gone," said Idriss, looking around him in astonishment.
Meanwhile, at Izuku's house, he was violently grabbed by the serial killer and the serial killer drew his knife!
"Let go of me! I like it when muscular guys squeeze me like that, but this is too hard!" Izuku yelled, struggling.
"Wait, but are you gay?" the killer asked, lowering his gun.
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"I'm gay ?!?," Izuku wondered.
"He's gay?!," Akana was surprised as well.
"It's okay, it's just for the sake of the story and when you see how many people in the MHA fanbase ship you with male characters..." X said, looking at some readers with a smirk and a suggestive wink.
Izuku looked at X with incomprehension, the same for the girls.
"Let's go back to history, if you don't mind"
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X's voice :
"well yes..." Izuku replied, blushing.
"Damn, but if I kill you first, I'm homophobic!" he cried as he arranged Izuku's t-shirt that he had crumpled up.
"Thank you..." Izuku said with a smile.
The killer then tried to kill Jelly Belly, but he stopped.
"It's mysoginia if I kill you, right?" the killer asked with a straight face.
"and fatphobic!" Jelly added impertinently.
The killer with the ghostface mask then turned to the last person.... Romeo Taylor.
The villain threw the knife at him and put the weapon to his throat.
"You, on the other hand, are a white, heterosexual, cisgender male! Prepare to die!!"
"Wait! I am eco-responsible! And I'm a feminist!!" cried Romeo, struggling and crying.
"The bare minimum won't save you!!"
"No!!" shouted Izuku as he bravely intervened!
"What else?!? What's the point of being on Halloween if there are no slashers killing people!?" the killer fumed.
"I understand your pain, know this, you are not alone... You have certainly experienced a lot of childhood traumas that have surely marked you all your life... I'm sure that with a chat and a big hug, everything can end well!" Izuku smiled greatly
"Izuku... Are you sure it's going to work?" asked Jelly doubtfully.
A few minutes later...
"I then realized that I was only reproducing the pattern of violence I experienced as a child. It was a way for me to fill my loneliness and I transformed this trauma into bloodthirsty violence against the sons of bitches problematic. In fact... In fact, I never wanted to hurt anyone." the killer said as he removed his mask as Izuku, Jelly, Romeo and Idriss listened with sweet smiles and nods.
The serial killer began to cry and the four hugged him with comfort.
"It's okay, you just wanted to do well..." Izuku said, stroking his head.
"Thank you, I promise to always be kind! I would not kill anyone again," cried the repentant villain.
"And one last thing... WAZAAAAAA !!!" said the repentant villain, waving his tongue.
"WAZAAAAAA!!" all the others replied with exaggerated tongue movements.
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"WAZAAAAAA!!" said azula forcefully before stopping as she met Akane's annoyed gaze.
"Well, that's the end of this story! All's well that ends well!" smiles X as he drinks soda with a smirk.
"Uh... It was good, the final message was relevant but..." Izuku began, sweating slightly.
"The end is a bit sloppy, isn't it?" said Akane, crossing her arms under her generous chest.
"Well... It's not even the main plot, and I had more ideas to continue," X defended himself with a shrug.
"Moral of the story, make movies like Ari Aster and Jordan Peele!" smiled Azula as she raised her fist and straightened up, as posters for Midsommar and Get Out appeared behind her in close-up.
"What does this have to do with history? " asked Izuku, more and more confused.
"What a moron..." sighed Akane contemptuously.
The posters tore under the anger of Azula!
"Repeat that, you guinea fowl!!!" Azula screamed with rage and shark teeth.
Izuku desperately tried to calm her down, and X burst out laughing.
Lisa clenched the dots on her thighs, she sulked in anger and her cheeks were red.
"Enough!" she cried, rising abruptly.
Everyone stopped and looked at her in astonishment.
"Are you okay Lisa?" asked Izuku worriedly.
"It's just a funny story huh, no need to sulk, Masturi." said X with a drop of sweat on his forehead.
"That's precisely the problem! Woke horror movies with a candy pink ending, very little for me!" she cried as she angrily climbed the stairs.
"Uh... Where are you going?" asked azula nervously.
"I'm going to go to my room and follow Cannibal Holaucaust and a Serbian film to purify myself!" she cried with an adorable pout.
"That's what you call purification ?!?" cried Azula, Izuku, and Akane with eyes wide in fright.
Lisa left and locked herself in her room. In the drawing-room, everyone looked at each other in an uncomfortable silence.
"Well... Who wants berlingots?" asked Azula, nervously.
"Me..." Everyone replied simultaneously.
End of the OVA!!!