Envy Shenron huh. I think I have an Idea of who or what you might be. Kaine said looking at the man's appearance. The dragon closley resembled Cell with a more cyborg like look including horns on his head and a a red ribbon symbol on his left pec. Stop pretending like a you're some type of Genius! The annoyed dragon yelled. Alright. What are you then? Kaine asked with a calm expression.
The saiyan's calm demeanor only made the dragon more angry. I am the 4 star dragon! I was made from the envy and jealousy you caused countless people to feel! I was made from not one individual wish but the jealousy you made others feel! All those porn flicks you recorded! All the times you fucked Hinata and Tsunade on the balcony! And it's not just your strength and power. It's the lives you took the places of! Envy Shenron spoke in two distinct but familiar voices. I've heard those voices before. Kaine said. Of course you have bastard. We're from this world! They both yelled. Naruto and Sauske? The saiyan said in shock. Yeah! And we want vengeance! They said.
The dragon split into two beings. One was black and purple and the other was black and bright orange. I was supposed to become Hokage! Naruto yelled. And I was going to rebuild my Clan! Sauske yelled. YOU STOLE OUR DESTINIES AND OUR FUTURE WIVES! SO NOW WE WILL TAKE EVERYTHING BACK! The dragons yelled. So what you both are saying is your destiny was to fuck your ancient ancestor Kaguya and revive your mothers and fuck them too? You niggas are nasty. Kaine said with squinted eyes. RAAAAAAHHHH!!!! Both fighters charged towards the Saiyan, punching him from both sides. The saiyan blocked both hits.
The reincarnations of Ashura and Indra. Plus whatever other magic is making you two stronger. This might be fun. Kaine said. Stop acting like a tough guy. We're going to beat you. Sauske said. It's funny because Naruto used to hate when you put up the same facade. Naruto faced insurmountable odds and was still tougher than you could ever be. Sauske said charging a chidori. The saiyan used Daemon's reflect ability to make the attack go through the Uchiha's lung. AUGH! Funny. That's the same place you struck Naruto. HAAAAAHHHH!!! Naruto kicked at the saiyan but he dodged the attack and countered with a leaf hurricane.
I'm assuming you two saw the other future where your kids took the wheel against a new threat comparable to the otsutsuki and you two were stuck in a bind by some random bullshit. Kaine surmised. Why did you let Kawaki go but not us? Sauske asked. Because Kawaki's not a threat nor can he provide me any sort of power. Then why do you consider us a threat! We had no hope of stopping you! Naruto yelled. Because I'm an envious motherfucker. Kaine said with a smirk. I promise the both of you. Neither of you were handling Hinata or Sakura. Not to mention your mothers. They are just insatiab- SHUT THE HELL UP!! They both screamed. Sauske charged a minus energy kirin and Naruto charged a minus energy rasenshuriken. The saiyan used the reflect to make both of them take the brunt of the attacks.
What's more important you two? Your grudge leading to the collapse of everything you call home? Or eventually getting to see your parents again? Kaine asked. Don't act righteous now! You killed in cold blood! Sauske yelled. ANSWER THE QUESTION! The saiyan yelled back. I told Ichigo the same exact thing. We live in a universe where the concepts of consequences become weaker the more powerful you become. How strong they are depends on how you want to live. Are you two gonna kill me just to enjoy the company of your wives that won't love you and your mothers that may forgive but will never forget what you took from them. All for a potentially short amount of time by the way! Kaine said looking at the shadow dragons.
I'm seeing a pattern with you dragons and I'm starting to think the last one may just destroy everything if he can manage to kill me. What then? The saiyan asked, looking at the sky before looking back to the boys. Sauske. The rest of your clan reside with you in heaven. Naruto, your father, sensei and Lord 3rd as well as your clan are also likely in heaven. So what are you telling us how to live our lives then is that it? Naruto yelled, eyes beginning to water. No. I'm telling you that Envy doesn't have to control you. If you or your fathers still want to fight to gain the love of your former wives then you'll have to face me about it. Kaine said before walking up to naruto and picking him up by his shoulder. But my resolve is resolute. So you're gonna have to fight with more than your words this time 7th Hokage. The saiyan spoke before pushing Naruto back to the ground.
RAAAAAAHHHH!! Sauske charged in with another minus chidori but Kaine just tanked it head on instead of dodging. Tsukiyomi. The uchiha was subjigated to 24 hours of watching the saiyan fuck Sakura while strapped to an unbreakable cuck chair. DONT BOTHER BREAKING OUT EITHER! MY CHAKRA'S A LOT STRONGER THAN YOUR BROTHERS! Kaine spoke while Sakura was riding him. NOOOOOOO!!! Sauske yelled as reality warped back to the regular world. What'll it be Sauske? You keep fighting me or I queue up another Genjutsu. You two can feel free to come fight me another day. But not today. Kaine said. The ghost of Naruto emerged from one of the shadow dragon's bodies.
Im not asking you to forgive me or even like me. Just cause problem another day if you thing your strong enough to face the consequences. Or should I say me. Kaine said to the blonde. Sure. Sauske you coming? Naruto asked. Kaine turned around to see the resentful Uchiha inhabiting Envy Shenron. The uchiha reluctantly left the body of the shadow dragon. This isn't over. Sauske said, joining Naruto. Your ancestor said the same thing and look where it got the most successful one. Kaine said, reffering to Madara. Hell my children might stop you, god forbid I do. The saiyan chuckled.
GET BACK HERE YOU TWO! WE STILL HAVE TO TAKE BACK YOUR DESTINIES! Envy shenron yelled. I'll take care of this it's my problem. Scram brats. Kaine said. Tch. Sauske said before disappearing. Hey. Don't let my village get destroyed. You got that. Naruto said. Watch your tone boy. I was already gonna do that. That's my village too. Kaine said, walking forward. The blonde's ghost disappeared.
Damn those two. It's fine. The rest of us are more than enough. Envy Shenron spoke, having the voices of Dr. Gero, Dr. Briefs, Tenchi, Jiraya and Commander Red. I recognize a few of those voices accept for two. The man looked closley at the dragon and saw the spirits of the four. WAIT A MINUTE TENCHI! LIKE THE FATHER OF THE FATHER OF ALL SHINOBI? Kaine asked in shock before begining to laugh. STOP LAUGHING! YOU TOOK MY BELOVED KAGUYA YOU BASTARD! He yelled. OOH I'D BE LIVID TOO! YO BABY MOMMA SUCK THE SOUL OUTTA ME BOY! I COULDN'T EVER PULL OUT OF HER! Kaine laughed. IS FUCKING OTHER MEN'S WIFES ALL YOU DO YOU DISGUSTING BASTARD! Dr. Briefs yelled. Unfortunately their are a few instances. Kaine replied nonchalantly. Dammnit. Even his voice and stature are better than mine! Jiraya yelled inwardly.
JIRAYA WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING HERE? TSUNADE'S NOT YOUR WIFE! I would've expected dan since I definitely handled that better than he did! Kaine said, putting up Trae Young level ragebait. I DON'T CARE! YOU GOT TO GROPE THE ONE THING I NEVER EVEN GOT TO TOUCH! AND YOU GOT TO FUCK HER WHENEVER YOU WANTED! Jiraya yelled with tears in his eyes. So you're just gonna do what I did and steal her from Dan? Or me in this case? Kaine asked. The other cucked husbands looked at Jiraya with anger. Huh? Oh yeah. Honestly I don't care that much. I did get a lot of great material for books from you two. The pervy sage giggled perversely before vanishing.
Kaine turned to the short and stubby Commander Red. Speaking of Porn, I can see why you're mad too Commander. Your wife getting her pussy slammed by me is one of the most popular videos on earth. The saiyan said. And Gero, you must've taken my words to heart too. Even a scientist can't match the brilliance of fire coochie. And your wife? Good lord. Had me trapped on my private planet for MONTHS! SAME WITH KAGUYA TENCHI! Kaine pointed at the man. I can't believe this! Kaguya never did any of that for me! Sure mine was below average but still-
ENOUGH OF THIS! WE'RE GONNA ELIMINATE YOU FROM EXISTANCE ALIEN! Dr. Briefs yelled. AND YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR TRYING TO TAKE LUST SHENRON FROM ME! Envy Shenron yelled. It's like I'm Aries and I face a new clone of Hephaestus every decade. Kaine said.
The dragon tried to swipe the saiyan but he leaned down to dodge before kicking him in the face. The dragon regained his barrings and saw the saiyan dancing as a song started playing. ENOUGH WITH THESE SONGS! Envy shenron yelled, trying to hit the man again. Kaine dodged every hit using his majin biology to warp his body in weird ways. The saiyan slapped the shit out of the dragon, hitting him away. Envy got back up but was bombarded by 80 gods vaccum palms, the air blasts each hit with explosive force. That's kaguya's move. Tenchi thought. The dragon recovered and saw the Saiyan dancing while singing the words to the current song playing.
Ya got me workin, day and night. And I'll be working, FROM SUN UP TILL MIDNIGHT! Kaine sang. SHUT UP! Envy yelled charging back in. The saiyan pulled out a glock 9 with a red ribbon logo on it and a lavender keychain. That's Violet's gun. Commander Red thought. The shadow dragon got magdumped by the bullets that were coated in his haki. The dragon regenerated and charged forward again. The saiyan shot a photon blast from his other hand, blasting the dragon's left half of his body off. That looks like Vomi's artificial ki! Gero thought.
Tenchi. The men you are working with are responsible for and approved of multiple warcrimes. Now am I innocent, no. But is trying to get Kaguya back really worth it when Adolf Hit- When the OKC Thunder are running around. Bruh. Tenchi said before vanishing. Dr. Briefs. Word of advice. Just keep your women hidden from me. Cause your former wife herself has said she loves me more. And same with the one you built. My grandad says there's cuties in heaven. So if you stay on good behavior you could find a woman who loves inventing as much as you do. Either you do that or I erase your soul from this plain of existence for trying to kill me again. Kaine said. Okay. The doctor said solemnly before disappearing.
Commander Red. If you wanna raise an Army in hell go ahead. There has to be some evil hottie down there for you. Just do what I told Dr. Briefs and stay away from me. Just don't cause trouble. Or else Imma have to erase you from existence too. Hell if you work with Dr. Gero over here he could probably find away to make you be taller since you hate being short. He said. And Gero. Keep committing war crimes and doing evil ass shit. See what happens. Why not just stay on good behavior so you can visit your son Gevo. If you can't tell me what's more important, The universe's or visiting your son right now then I suggest you go back and think on this bullshit my nigga. Kaine finished. Damn. The former high ranking officers of the Red Ribbon Army spoke before vanishing.
NGHHH! WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO SAY TO ME THEN! THE ONLY THING I WANT IS THE LOVE OF LUST SHENRON! Envy shenron yelled. Yeah I got bad news son. That's already my ball now. I technically already handled her in a much more friendly approach. YOU- YOU BASTARD! YOU CAN'T JUST! I do whatever I want fuck nigga. Kaine interrupted, before blasting the Dragon away with a Ki wave, leaving only the four star ball behind. The saiyan looked up to the sky, sensing the strongest Shadow Dragons energy, hurdling towards Earth. Time to go. Kaine said, grabbing the 4 and 5 star dragon balls off the ground and teleporting away.