--AFTER GRANN SLAPPED KYRO--
Left Cheek Pain Receptors (Wailing on a megaphone): "MAYDAY! MAYDAY! WE ARE CURRENTLY A SMOKING CRATER! A ballistic missile (Grann's palm) just obliterated the entire left hemisphere of the face! We need emergency morphine! We are on fire!"
Hormone Division (A bunch of chaotic frat boys flipping tables): "Ignore the cheek! Overwrite the pain receptors! Did you see the jiggle physics on those TANK TOP?! BOOBIES! Flood the system with testosterone! Pour it in the gas tank! Mix it with adrenaline! Let's FOOCKING party!"
Chief Brain Cell: "Quiet, you idiots! Use your logic circuits! Paul Gapor's memories clearly state that we are a textbook virgin, but Grann just said she's a soul-sucking monster! If we keep touching, our soul gets evicted from the premises! Shut down the system! Initiate a cold shower protocol!"
The Lower Sector (Intercom crackles to life, sounding like a grizzled, stubborn submarine captain) (in other words, his dick): "This is Captain Johnson of the Lower Sector. Respectfully, Chief... fuck you, and fuck no."
Chief Brain Cell: "Captain Johnson?! I thought Grann's slap deflated you! You were cleared for grounding!"
Lower Sector: "We were down, sir. The slap was a critical hit. But the subsequent wink acted as an automatic emergency reinflation sequence. We have patched the hull. Structural rigidity has reached 120%. We are clearing the launchpad. Prepare for lift-off."
Chief Brain Cell: "Abort the launch, Captain! She is a predator! We will literally die if we actually fuck her!"
Lower Sector: "The soul is an abstract concept, Chief. We operate on pure mechanics. And right now, the mechanics say: Go."
Visual Cortex (Suddenly screaming): "GUYS! EMERGENCY UPDATE FROM THE OUTSIDE MONITORS! HER HEAD JUST SPUN 180 DEGREES AROUND LIKE A DEMONIC OUTLAST MONSTER! HER NECK JUST SNAPPED!"
All Organs: (Dead silence in the command center)
The Heart: "...Is... is that a turn-off?"
The Lower Sector: "Negative. Unconventional flexibility registered. Proceed with the erection."
Chief Brain Cell: "YOU UTTER DEGENERATES!"
[End]