Licht said, "Liebe, do whatever. Just let me continue my nap."
Eosian said, "What? Really?"
Liebe said, "Yeah. Tell god I said hi. Fang, snack time."
As Fang growled and threw Eosian into his mouth:
Liebe said, "Now, rule one of hiding a murder: the best way to hide a crime is not by trying to hide the evidence, but rather by planting false evidence. Like, imagine this: you want to murder someone. Do this: have a friend who has approximately the same body structure as you. Give them a fake plastic face to give them your face. Hand them your communicator as well for extra surety. Send them to class, make them give attendance, do something to stand out—like a fist fight. Now you just got a bunch of free records, not to mention the vice principal who will be your biggest witness. Now your background story on what you were doing is complete. But now for the false evidence in the crime scene. If they live in an apartment, here is what to do: wear a physical mask of a different person. Now cameras will see a different person. And use illusion magic, but use your own face, so every person who sees you in court will point to you, but camera footage will tell a different story. Also make sure the physical mask you are using is of a man from a different nationality. On top of that, when you murder them, make sure to add a few extra bits of your hair and fingerprints. Make it a bit obvious you were there. And finally, in an unknown corner, add a bit of hair of a completely different nationality again. Then after the murder, cut the corpse into tiny pieces and put them in transparent polythene bags. Go out, and since on top of the plastic face you use your real face in illusion magic, if anyone sees anything, act natural and say, 'This meat went bad, so you are throwing it away.' Then in 2 or 3 trips, you remove the corpse, take it far away, put it in cement, and throw it in the ocean. Now when investigation happens, they will take you as a suspect, but they can't declare you guilty. Why? Because you were in school. Your school camera says so too, not to mention the vice principal as well who suspended you for your fist fight. And based on the immense evidence, they will say it was either the person whose blonde hair was found or the man on camera. It was either one of them. And they knew you hated the victim and framed you. But all along, you were the killer. But now here is the sad reality: their next objective would be to find the man and woman—the other two who weren't there. But the other nations are outside their jurisdiction. The case will be closed long before they get permission to set foot in those nations. But for our case, it's different. Fang will eat Eosian. Corpse removed. No concrete needed. No one will try DNA testing a dragon's poop for Eosian. And we will all say the same story: Eosian was eaten by a monster. Anything can happen in the Abyssal Zone. But here is the issue: your father—his magic power, Perception—will be quite an annoyance. And none of its existing weaknesses seems to favour me, so I will make a new one myself. 'Eosian was eaten by a monster in the Abyssal Zone'—and whatever we say will be the truth. A monster ate Eosian, after all. In the end of the day, a dragon is a monster. But it will really start to get annoying if they go too deep. Like, 'Why did I do something?' Answer: I did. As Liebe extended his hand, Liebe said, 'I tried. I was just too powerless to save him.' Now for the most dangerous question: what kind of a monster ate Eosian? If I lie and say a Quetzalcoatl, my lie will be caught. If I speak honestly, I will go to prison. Here is a simple solution: look at Fang's collar." As she checked it, it said a Quetzalcoatl. Liebe said, "Yes. The question 'What ate Eosian?'—no matter what I say, the answer has to be a noun. It can be a species name or an actual individual name. But in this case, my answer will be an individual name that Perception will take as a species name. Perception is capable of differentiating between truth and lies, not the context or double meaning sentences. And here, Eosian will be no more."
As Liebe looked, Alysa and Licht were hugging in pure fear, as their horror was visible. From Fang's mouth, Eosian screamed, "Someone save me! This psycho is going to kill me and feed my corpse to a dragon!"
Alysa said, "Licht, do something! Save us!"
Licht said, "Like what?"
Alysa said, "I don't know anything. You know him."
Licht said, "And that's why I'm scared. What do you take me for? Batman?"
Eosian screamed, "Someone save us! Someone call a hero to save us, or else we will be dead!"
Liebe said, "Present."
As they all realized:
Eosian said, "Fuck. He is the hero, and he is going to kill us."
As they were going to die:
Eosian screamed, "Noooooo! I'm too young to die! Please save me! Someone get a knight! We need at least a First Class Knight of Fire!"
Licht said, "Yeah, good idea. I know one. They can save us."
Alysa said, "But you are the First Class Knight of Fire."
Licht said, "Frick. Yup, we are dead."
Alysa said, "Do something!"
Licht said, "And now you expect me to fight the frickin' Angel of Death? Yeah, no thank you. I'm going back to sleep. It is moments like this I like how I'm Robin. And even as Batman, I would need at least 300 years to fight this Angel of Death."
Liebe said, "Uhh, thanks."
Licht said, "That wasn't a compliment. Goodnight."
Liebe said, "Lol. Seems interesting. Sooooo, how is life? By the way, can I kill the idiot now or like later? Or do you have a schedule or something?"
Alysa, in a stern, serious voice, said, "If you are going to do this, then I have no choice but to use my true divine power and authority as the Godkin Supreme."
As she stands up:
Eosian said, "Yeahhh! I'm saved! Do it, Sis! Use your special Godkin authority!"
Licht said, "I don't know what she is about to do, but it looks cool."
Eosian said, "She will really use her Godkin authority!"
Licht said, "Shut up. She is about to use some kind of holy light beam."
Eosian said, "What? She isn't going to do that!"
Licht said, "Trust me, this moment is far too cool to be anything else."
As Liebe watched and thought, *Damn, does she look cool. Like one of those OP goddess characters from anime.* As he said, "Give me your best shot."
As Alysa used her divine authority and bowed to Liebe and begged, saying, "Please, Liebe, let go of my brother. I swear he is an idiot who doesn't even know what 1+1 is. He only gets high on watching monsters fuck. He isn't worth your time, I swear. Please let the idiot go. I'm sure even Fang doesn't like the taste of his weird fetishes. Seeing this—not to mention that one time he tried to make it with a cockroach and somehow the cockroach succeeded and violated him. It was supposed to be the other way around. And one time we went to the zoo and a rabbit tried to have kids with him. So pretty please, Mr. Liebe, the great hero, sir?"
Eosian said, "Yup, I'm dead."
Licht said, "Yup, you are dead."
As Liebe screamed, "What? What the hell is wrong with you people? How can you let Fang put him in his mouth knowing what he gets off on? Oh god, you people really are inhumane monsters who enjoy abusing and traumatizing poor, innocent dragons. Come on, Fang, do it. Spit it out. Who knows where that thing has been? Who knows what kind of a freakish, perverted monster used it like a dildo? Come on, do it. You will get an upset stomach—or worse, STDs."
As Fang spit him out from 65 km high in the sky, Eosian was falling to his death. Fang growled and wiped his mouth with his claws, as if saying, "That was disgusting. That thing peed in my mouth."
Liebe said, "What kind of a monster pees inside a dragon's mouth? You poor, poor baby. What did that monster do to my baby? We need to get you to a psychologist after this."
Licht said, "Umm, Liebe, are you forgetting something, Liebe?"
Liebe said, "Oh yeah, you are right. You need treats. Lots of them. My poor, poor baby. Don't worry, Daddy is right here. What do you want? Ox, boy? I will get you a million of them, OK? Just don't be sad." As Fang growled in a yes.
Licht said, "Umm, Liebe, Eosian is falling to his death."
Liebe said, "So?"
Alysa said, "He can't fly. He will fall to his death."
Liebe said, "OK."
Alysa said, "Please do something. Please save him."
Liebe said, "Oh yeah, I kinda told your daddy I would save the dumbass. It's moments like these I hate myself for being a man of my word. We are currently 65 km high in the sky, so we have about exactly 115 seconds till he falls to his death. Considering we spent 100 seconds watching his descent—yup, we have plenty of time. Counting how I just asked another 5 in the explanation. Well then, Fang, catch. Accelerate from Mach 10 to 30."
As Fang changed trajectory and caught Eosian with his claws, Eosian was basically burned to a crisp from the atmospheric heating.
Liebe said, "Don't touch that. You will get STDs. Don't touch the STD storage too much, OK? I swear he is just an STD addict, if not worse. I swear, what kind of a freak pees in a dragon's mouth? That monster. How could he do this?" Fang growled. Liebe said, "It's OK, boy. I'm here for you. I'm here. Do you want me to sing you to sleep to forget this traumatic experience?"
As Alysa said, "This may be a bit much."
Licht said, "Well, Liebe is like this. He is like this to all of us at Black Rose. The dude can't help it."