Many people fear sharks.
They fear them for being cold-blooded, carnivorous beasts that immediately react to the smell of blood in a frantic, murderous manner.
But...this is a dumb mistake to make.
Cows are more likely to kill a person.
The average person will probably never see a shark in their lifetime.
They live in the ocean, and most people don't swim that deep unless they have to.
The average person, however, will definitely see a cow.
Why?
Because we keep them by the millions, penned up next to our homes and villages.
And all it takes is one single misstep for such a tragedy to occur.
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Elementally minmaxed elves.
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Great entry, good night everyb-
*CLICK*
ALRIGHT, FINE I'LL TALK ABOUT THEM FOR REAL, BAH!
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Well don't sound too disappointed that you couldn't blast my ass, ay caramba...
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